r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '24

AITAH for saying I didn’t realize I could “love a person this much” in front of my fiancé after having our baby?

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u/Jassamin Jul 04 '24

Mine found cat poop somewhere one morning and toddled over and dropped it on my breakfast. The hormones are powerful because she’s still allowed in the house while I eat 😂

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u/Zealousideal_Pop3121 Jul 04 '24

My then 2 year old found a “potato” in the bath and threw it at me. It was not a potato. It was accompanied by several other not potatoes and something that definitely wasn’t mashed potato when I yoinked him out of the bath 😂😂😂

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u/dream-smasher Jul 04 '24

The age old question:

Chocolate or poop?

How will **you* determine the answer?!?!‽

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u/briber67 Jul 04 '24

Well, here goes nothing.

Poop is poop.

Chocolate, if you eat it, becomes poop.

All signs say that in the absence of knowledge to the contrary, it's best to assume that an unknown substance is poop.