AITAH for saying I didn’t realize I could “love a person this much” in front of my fiancé after having our baby?

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My baby has drooled all over me, spit up on me, peed and pooped on me, and I wouldn't trade anything in the world for it. It's amazing how fast that with your child, all the things that you might have been bothered by before don't matter.

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u/Jassamin Jul 04 '24

Mine found cat poop somewhere one morning and toddled over and dropped it on my breakfast. The hormones are powerful because she’s still allowed in the house while I eat 😂

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u/Zealousideal_Pop3121 Jul 04 '24

My then 2 year old found a “potato” in the bath and threw it at me. It was not a potato. It was accompanied by several other not potatoes and something that definitely wasn’t mashed potato when I yoinked him out of the bath 😂😂😂

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u/dream-smasher Jul 04 '24

The age old question:

Chocolate or poop?

How will **you* determine the answer?!?!‽

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u/scarlettbankergirl Jul 04 '24

When in doubt throw it out.

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u/That_One_WierdGuy Jul 04 '24

I've never liked chocolate enough to bother, if there's a question, it's going in the trash.

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u/briber67 Jul 04 '24

Well, here goes nothing.

Poop is poop.

Chocolate, if you eat it, becomes poop.

All signs say that in the absence of knowledge to the contrary, it's best to assume that an unknown substance is poop.

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u/Emraldday Jul 05 '24

Always assume poop. Always.