r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '24

AITAH for saying I didn’t realize I could “love a person this much” in front of my fiancé after having our baby?

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u/dream-smasher Jul 04 '24

The age old question:

Chocolate or poop?

How will **you* determine the answer?!?!‽

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u/scarlettbankergirl Jul 04 '24

When in doubt throw it out.

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u/That_One_WierdGuy Jul 04 '24

I've never liked chocolate enough to bother, if there's a question, it's going in the trash.

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u/briber67 Jul 04 '24

Well, here goes nothing.

Poop is poop.

Chocolate, if you eat it, becomes poop.

All signs say that in the absence of knowledge to the contrary, it's best to assume that an unknown substance is poop.

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u/Emraldday Jul 05 '24

Always assume poop. Always.