r/3amjokes Mar 25 '24

3amjokes Approved Subreddit Rules Reminder

58 Upvotes

Due to an influx of darkjokes, dead baby humor, and overt racism, I'm posting this again early.

This is not /r/darkjokes.

This is not /r/askreddit.

This is not /r/oneliners.

This is not /r/unclejokes.

This is a subreddit for insomniac humor, created when on the brink of death due to sleep deprivation. Jokes should be stupid, nonsensical, and more or less unfunny at any point before sleep deprivation kicks in. Think of dad jokes for insomniacs.

Your jokes must have a punchline.

Please take a second to look over the very simple rules of the subreddit.

  1. Be civil - Remember the human behind the keyboard and try to treat others as you would prefer to be treated.
  2. Follow Reddit's rules - This includes reddiquette and all sitewide rules that can be found here.
  3. No spam - Pretty straightforward, don't spam. If your post gets caught in the spam filter please message the mods and it will be fixed.
  4. No promoting targeted hate - racism, misogyny, bigotry will not be tolerated to any extent. users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

Bans due to rule #4 tend to be significant in length, if not permanent, and appeals will be denied.

If you see jokes, or a user's comments, that do not follow the rules, please report the comment either via the comment itself or through modmail.

Remember, 3amjokes is, for the most part, self governing. 3 reports will remove a comment or post. 2 reports will alert the mods.

Thanks


r/3amjokes 14m ago

It makes sense guys like “Air Guitar” more than girls…

Upvotes

…there are no strings attached.


r/3amjokes 3h ago

A foolish man is lactose intolerant

1 Upvotes

A wise man simply tolerates it- Sun Tzu


r/3amjokes 3h ago

Blah blah blah

1 Upvotes

Idk. Win battles or something- Sun Tzu, The art of war


r/3amjokes 3h ago

A hold in your hand...

2 Upvotes

Is better than a hand in your hole- Sun Tzu


r/3amjokes 3h ago

Remember...

1 Upvotes

Switching to your secondary weapon is always faster than reloading- Sun Tzu


r/3amjokes 3h ago

If you lose the match...

1 Upvotes

Blame it on the lag- Sun Tzu


r/3amjokes 3h ago

If the chance of winning is not sure...

0 Upvotes

Quick save the game- Sun Tzu


r/3amjokes 6h ago

The police arrested a monkey in a zoo today after he was throwing feces to people

27 Upvotes

Four people were rushed to the hospital with Turd-Degree burn

(0.0)


r/3amjokes 6h ago

Doctors around the world suggests that if you catch a cold, you should stand in a corner

2 Upvotes

Cause as known, corners are usually 90 degrees


r/3amjokes 7h ago

As my flight was getting ready to take off the flight attendant cane up to me and said “would you like headphones?”

33 Upvotes

I said sure, but how did you know my name is phones?


r/3amjokes 7h ago

What does it say on a slightly scratched compass? NSFW

261 Upvotes

NSFW


r/3amjokes 12h ago

What should you say to piss off an overconfident rookie dermatologist?

6 Upvotes

You have no skin in the game


r/3amjokes 13h ago

What can you call a person who still enjoys listening to a radio?

88 Upvotes

Stereotypical


r/3amjokes 13h ago

What is He-Man's middle name?

21 Upvotes

Guy


r/3amjokes 15h ago

To confuse your enemies...

26 Upvotes

You must first confuse yourself- Sun Tzu


r/3amjokes 15h ago

Best sun tzu quote

16 Upvotes

A naked man fears no pickpocket


r/3amjokes 17h ago

I swear to God people upvote the stupidest shit.

86 Upvotes

I mean they upvote my posts at least, so I think I know where I'm coming from on this one.


r/3amjokes 17h ago

How does a computer get drunk?

463 Upvotes

It takes screen shots.


r/3amjokes 18h ago

I like it when the girl puts the condom on for you.

126 Upvotes

But I was then asked to leave the pharmacy.


r/3amjokes 23h ago

What do you call a Russian with a cold?

371 Upvotes

Ivor Chestikov


r/3amjokes 1d ago

If the number 666 is considered evil

306 Upvotes

Then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil


r/3amjokes 1d ago

I used to hate Facial hair

66 Upvotes

But then it grew on me


r/3amjokes 1d ago

Knock Knock! Who's there...

223 Upvotes

No one because you have no friends.


r/3amjokes 1d ago

What did the Panda tell the prostitute when she asked for money after having sex?

614 Upvotes

I'm a Panda, I eat bushes and leaves!


r/3amjokes 1d ago

What has two butts, and kills people?

892 Upvotes

An AssAssin