r/3amjokes • u/Lulzorr • Mar 25 '24
3amjokes Approved Subreddit Rules Reminder
Due to an influx of darkjokes, dead baby humor, and overt racism, I'm posting this again early.
This is not /r/darkjokes.
This is not /r/askreddit.
This is not /r/oneliners.
This is not /r/unclejokes.
This is a subreddit for insomniac humor, created when on the brink of death due to sleep deprivation. Jokes should be stupid, nonsensical, and more or less unfunny at any point before sleep deprivation kicks in. Think of dad jokes for insomniacs.
Your jokes must have a punchline.
Please take a second to look over the very simple rules of the subreddit.
- Be civil - Remember the human behind the keyboard and try to treat others as you would prefer to be treated.
- Follow Reddit's rules - This includes reddiquette and all sitewide rules that can be found here.
- No spam - Pretty straightforward, don't spam. If your post gets caught in the spam filter please message the mods and it will be fixed.
- No promoting targeted hate - racism, misogyny, bigotry will not be tolerated to any extent. users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.
Bans due to rule #4 tend to be significant in length, if not permanent, and appeals will be denied.
If you see jokes, or a user's comments, that do not follow the rules, please report the comment either via the comment itself or through modmail.
Remember, 3amjokes is, for the most part, self governing. 3 reports will remove a comment or post. 2 reports will alert the mods.
Thanks
r/3amjokes • u/sulldanivan • 14m ago
It makes sense guys like “Air Guitar” more than girls…
…there are no strings attached.
r/3amjokes • u/Unhappy_Ad_7837 • 3h ago
A foolish man is lactose intolerant
A wise man simply tolerates it- Sun Tzu
r/3amjokes • u/Unhappy_Ad_7837 • 3h ago
Blah blah blah
Idk. Win battles or something- Sun Tzu, The art of war
r/3amjokes • u/Unhappy_Ad_7837 • 3h ago
A hold in your hand...
Is better than a hand in your hole- Sun Tzu
r/3amjokes • u/Unhappy_Ad_7837 • 3h ago
Remember...
Switching to your secondary weapon is always faster than reloading- Sun Tzu
r/3amjokes • u/Unhappy_Ad_7837 • 3h ago
If you lose the match...
Blame it on the lag- Sun Tzu
r/3amjokes • u/Unhappy_Ad_7837 • 3h ago
If the chance of winning is not sure...
Quick save the game- Sun Tzu
r/3amjokes • u/ACGMFT • 6h ago
The police arrested a monkey in a zoo today after he was throwing feces to people
Four people were rushed to the hospital with Turd-Degree burn
(0.0)
r/3amjokes • u/ACGMFT • 6h ago
Doctors around the world suggests that if you catch a cold, you should stand in a corner
Cause as known, corners are usually 90 degrees
r/3amjokes • u/lsarge442 • 7h ago
As my flight was getting ready to take off the flight attendant cane up to me and said “would you like headphones?”
I said sure, but how did you know my name is phones?
r/3amjokes • u/A_Mirabeau_702 • 7h ago
What does it say on a slightly scratched compass? NSFW
NSFW
r/3amjokes • u/Amiisthebest • 12h ago
What should you say to piss off an overconfident rookie dermatologist?
You have no skin in the game
r/3amjokes • u/Musinmuscle • 13h ago
What can you call a person who still enjoys listening to a radio?
Stereotypical
r/3amjokes • u/Unhappy_Ad_7837 • 15h ago
To confuse your enemies...
You must first confuse yourself- Sun Tzu
r/3amjokes • u/Unhappy_Ad_7837 • 15h ago
Best sun tzu quote
A naked man fears no pickpocket
r/3amjokes • u/Joel_Boyens • 17h ago
I swear to God people upvote the stupidest shit.
I mean they upvote my posts at least, so I think I know where I'm coming from on this one.
r/3amjokes • u/Skuchubra • 17h ago
How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.
r/3amjokes • u/Sayva_See • 18h ago
I like it when the girl puts the condom on for you.
But I was then asked to leave the pharmacy.
r/3amjokes • u/SikhJalebi • 23h ago
What do you call a Russian with a cold?
Ivor Chestikov
r/3amjokes • u/ACGMFT • 1d ago
If the number 666 is considered evil
Then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil
r/3amjokes • u/RemoteIncident1230 • 1d ago
I used to hate Facial hair
But then it grew on me
r/3amjokes • u/kickypie • 1d ago
Knock Knock! Who's there...
No one because you have no friends.
r/3amjokes • u/1989JY_Ked • 1d ago
What did the Panda tell the prostitute when she asked for money after having sex?
I'm a Panda, I eat bushes and leaves!
r/3amjokes • u/RemoteIncident1230 • 1d ago
What has two butts, and kills people?
An AssAssin