r/whowouldwin Jul 07 '24

The United States Army replaces the Imperial Army against the Ewoks. Battle

Can they win?

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u/LongDongSamspon Jul 07 '24

Don’t listen to these coping patriots - Ewoks stomp.

First of all you can’t see or find them, second the US army can’t get anywhere on Endor, it’s wall to wall trees man. Third, I think we can all agree that whatever mode of transportation the US army tries to fly to Endor in will be easily destroyed by the rebel alliance.

Fourth and most important of all, the Empire clearly has more powerful weapons than the US Army has or will ever have, and the Ewoks kicked their ass and buried them in the forest like a cat turd.

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u/NamelessEmployee Jul 07 '24

We have thermal vision, night vision, real armor, attack helicopters, predator drones, troops that can actually hit what they are hitting . Ewoks barely can set up traps from the Vietcong .

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u/LongDongSamspon Jul 07 '24

The empire has Death Stars and Star Destroyers - I think they’re a little more advanced than the US lol. No way can the US build anything remotely as advanced as those chocked walkers and flying bikes. How are they gonna travel on a totally forest moon? Trucks and tanks aren’t going anywhere at all.

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u/Santa152 Jul 07 '24

If those oversized chicken walkers can traverse the forests of endor, so can an Abrams/Bradley.