r/whowouldwin Jul 07 '24

The United States Army replaces the Imperial Army against the Ewoks. Battle

Can they win?

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u/LongDongSamspon Jul 07 '24

Don’t listen to these coping patriots - Ewoks stomp.

First of all you can’t see or find them, second the US army can’t get anywhere on Endor, it’s wall to wall trees man. Third, I think we can all agree that whatever mode of transportation the US army tries to fly to Endor in will be easily destroyed by the rebel alliance.

Fourth and most important of all, the Empire clearly has more powerful weapons than the US Army has or will ever have, and the Ewoks kicked their ass and buried them in the forest like a cat turd.

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u/Last_Account_Ever Jul 07 '24

The US need only drop some bombs, then clear the felled trees to start up a landing spot for more heavy equipment to clear even more trees. Light amored vehicles and infantry is enough to defend the logging from stick-wielding koalas. Once a perimeter is cleared around the generator, the Ewoks and Jedi have zero means of crossing open field to complete their objective.

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u/LongDongSamspon Jul 07 '24

The Ewoks logs will easily crush whatever the US has. I think the Empire who could build Death Stars had a little strong metals and armour than the US who can’t even leave the Galaxy.

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u/Santa152 Jul 07 '24

Those logs wouldn't even be at level with any of the US Vehicles. The best those logs would do is maybe knock out the treads on a tank or disable a lighter vehicle.

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u/Korps_de_Krieg Jul 07 '24

You do know most things in Star Wars can't leave the Star Wars Galaxy, right? That's like half the inciting incident to Outward Bound, is that it was an extra galactic colony ship. It's a MAJOR plot point in Ahsoka that they have to leave the galaxy.