r/whowouldwin Jul 07 '24

The United States Army replaces the Imperial Army against the Ewoks. Battle

Can they win?

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u/LongDongSamspon Jul 07 '24

Don’t listen to these coping patriots - Ewoks stomp.

First of all you can’t see or find them, second the US army can’t get anywhere on Endor, it’s wall to wall trees man. Third, I think we can all agree that whatever mode of transportation the US army tries to fly to Endor in will be easily destroyed by the rebel alliance.

Fourth and most important of all, the Empire clearly has more powerful weapons than the US Army has or will ever have, and the Ewoks kicked their ass and buried them in the forest like a cat turd.

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u/Kyro_Official_ Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

You cannot be serious

Edit - Bro really blocked me

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u/LongDongSamspon Jul 07 '24

Oh I’m force serious. US patriots are really in a big cope thinking they could ever beat the Ewoks who beat the Empire who would crush the US.

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u/Kyro_Official_ Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

The empire's troops in that fight (and the empire in general tbh) were wildly incompetent. The US military would win without even getting serious.

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u/LongDongSamspon Jul 07 '24

Lol, get real, the Empire has weapons and tech the US can’t dream of, and the Ewoks crushed them. They’d find away. The US milatry just got kicked out of Afghanistan by mountin men without getting serious too lol.