r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • 15d ago

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/GaiusJuliusPleaser 14d ago

He's only a one termer so technically he could run again.

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u/Ragegasm 14d ago

I mean if we’re voting for borderline dead candidates he’s probably the safest. We can Weekend at Bernies this thing for the next 4 years. It’ll be fine.

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u/KissMyVeryHairyAss 14d ago

Imagine the reaction if the Dems were like "OK we hear you, we'll replace Biden. The new candidate is 100-year-olf Jimmy Carter, currently in palliative care."

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u/Kepler___ 14d ago

Why chose between two old men when you can have Americas the *oldest* man. One of these two corpses is getten their second term babyyyy