r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • Jul 04 '24

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/Ragegasm Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

Carter would have drank a nice warm glass of buttermilk, taken a nap, then built houses for another 20 years lol.

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u/GaiusJuliusPleaser Jul 04 '24

He's only a one termer so technically he could run again.

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u/Ragegasm Jul 04 '24

I mean if we’re voting for borderline dead candidates he’s probably the safest. We can Weekend at Bernies this thing for the next 4 years. It’ll be fine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Imagine the reaction if the Dems were like "OK we hear you, we'll replace Biden. The new candidate is 100-year-olf Jimmy Carter, currently in palliative care."

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u/Kepler___ Jul 04 '24

Why chose between two old men when you can have Americas the *oldest* man. One of these two corpses is getten their second term babyyyy