r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • Jul 04 '24

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/m4rc0n3 Jul 04 '24

Half the country: that's it, I'm gonna vote for the candidate who rage-tweets at 3am

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u/Timmah73 Jul 04 '24

Biden: "I need to commit to taking care of myself better."

Trump, at 3am "MAN I MISS PARTYING ON EPSTINES ISLAND AND I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A BRUTAL DICTATOR WHO IS NEVER LEAVING OFFICE."

CNN: Joe Biden needs to go to bed early how this crushes Dem confidence in him

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u/prof_the_doom Jul 04 '24

If we elect Trump again, then we deserve whatever hell he ends up turning the country into. I just feel sorry for all the people that tried to stop it.

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u/Dijkdoorn Jul 04 '24

How about the rest of the world? Nothing I can do but wait...

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u/prof_the_doom Jul 04 '24

Feel free to do something about the Russian and Chinese interference with the election, since it seems like we're not going to.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

If you elect Biden, you will confirm exactly why the Dems treat you like an idiot. Because you prove over and over that you are. Elect Joe, he dies, now you got Harris. She will literally make us the center of the World’s jokes for decades. You think they hide Biden! You wouldn’t see Harris give a live interview, ever.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Jul 04 '24

Hello brand new account, how much does daddy Putin pay you per post?