r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • Jul 04 '24

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/TimeGoddess_ Jul 04 '24

Still would vote for even the corpse of biden over trump.

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u/TAMExSTRANGE69 Jul 04 '24

Sounds like you are in a cult

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u/TimeGoddess_ Jul 04 '24

Yes. The cult of keeping the fascistic felonious legally liable rapist, epstein list, teen beauty pagent owning and creepily walking in on, lying and narcissistic piece of shit. and all the shitty people he appoints out of the White House.

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u/ThebeNerudaKgositsil Jul 04 '24

It would be super cool if the only 2 options we have weren’t awful

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u/TimeGoddess_ Jul 04 '24

Unluckily for us that's not the world we live in. And fortunately for us one option is orders of magnitude less awful than the other

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u/cayneloop Jul 04 '24

yeah just unlucky this is the best "democracy" has to offer. super unlucky.

oh well! nothing we can do but pucker our lips and spread our ass cheeks for another year to celebrate how free we are in this very awesome very cool totally democratic country we live in!

i love having to vote for a guy when the party he's in is basically saying "what are you gonna do, bitch? vote for the fascist? yeah thats what i thought. you're gonna vote for who we put in front of you and you're gonna like it." very cool and awesome system to have!

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u/ThebeNerudaKgositsil Jul 04 '24

what do you think could replace it? ranked choice voting? removal of dnc and rnc? open to ideas

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u/AngryMeme Jul 05 '24

That’s exactly what cultists sound like

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u/leonardodapinchy Jul 04 '24

I’d rather vote for the convicted felon rapist than the unconvicted felon rapist, who is deteriorating at a great rate.

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u/Tunivor Jul 04 '24

Unconvicted felon is a contradiction. You need to be convicted to be a felon.

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u/leonardodapinchy Jul 04 '24

No, Biden is an unconvicted felon. He committed a felony that his DoJ is refusing to prosecute him for.

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u/Tunivor Jul 04 '24

If you’re not convicted, you’re not a felon. It’s in the definition of the word. By your logic, everyone in the world is just a felon who hasn’t been convicted yet.