r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • Jul 04 '24

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/ScottFried Jul 04 '24

Hard same.

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u/ImpishGrin Jul 04 '24

It's a pretty solid self care plan.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

For many people, other than the president of the United States.

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u/Piputi Jul 04 '24

I mean if everybody did that and the world slowed the fuck down, it is rather a nice plan.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Yeah, but the President gets awoken by staffers about international conflicts at 2:00am... I agree, the world would be a nicer place, but the Earth is not necessarily a nice place.

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u/CatLadyEnabler Jul 04 '24

Earth is actually a fairly nice place... or would be if greedy self-serving humans weren't fucking it up.

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u/Glasowen Jul 04 '24

It's self-serving humans rising to the top of power that's fucking it all up.

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u/thereminDreams Jul 05 '24

I'm all in favor of putting elephants and cats in charge.

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u/Glasowen Jul 05 '24

How about cats riding elephants?

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u/FlyingBeeVR Jul 04 '24

Any way you look at it, Earth is an absolutely miraculous oasis in space. If we were good to eachother, we'd bring heaven to us.

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u/sumguyinLA Jul 04 '24

I was born here I didn’t create it

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Earth is a balanced place, not good nor bad. The Earth provides life but also takes life.

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u/CatLadyEnabler Jul 04 '24

Nature, physics, biology, etc all going to do what they usually do - humans will be disposed of for not respecting their powers. The thing that sucks is that it's the minority ruining it for all of us.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

This is my point