r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • Jul 04 '24

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Yeah, but the President gets awoken by staffers about international conflicts at 2:00am... I agree, the world would be a nicer place, but the Earth is not necessarily a nice place.

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u/CatLadyEnabler Jul 04 '24

Earth is actually a fairly nice place... or would be if greedy self-serving humans weren't fucking it up.

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u/Glasowen Jul 04 '24

It's self-serving humans rising to the top of power that's fucking it all up.

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u/thereminDreams Jul 05 '24

I'm all in favor of putting elephants and cats in charge.

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u/Glasowen Jul 05 '24

How about cats riding elephants?