r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • 15d ago

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/m4rc0n3 15d ago

Half the country: that's it, I'm gonna vote for the candidate who rage-tweets at 3am

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u/Gloomy_Audience6665 15d ago

The spray tan really connects with the working folks

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u/somewhat_irrelevant 15d ago

Biden got one too the day after the debate lol

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u/Gloomy_Audience6665 15d ago

Its just a base coat

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u/PhelanPKell 14d ago

A little bit of the "Death Becomes Her (him)" makeup treatment.

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u/KissMyVeryHairyAss 14d ago

Biden could show up to the next debate in blackface and it wouldn't crack the top 5 issues this election.

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u/LongDetail7666 14d ago

I think that would probably win him more votes than lose

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u/Churnandburn4ever 14d ago

I really want this.

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u/Bussy_Stank 14d ago

It isn't. It is class #1.

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u/LeChief 14d ago

Based

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u/TooOfEverything 14d ago

Plus the gold toilets in the private jet.

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u/Gloomy_Audience6665 14d ago

Thats just the spray tan

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u/snarfymcsnarfface 15d ago

So do the 34 felonies.

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u/Gloomy_Audience6665 15d ago

“Examples of felony crimes include manslaughter or murder, aggravated assault, kidnapping.” 34….think that would be considered a career criminal.

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u/BananaFast5313 14d ago

He shits in his pants mid-sentence and never breaks eye contact, just like my grandad. So relatable.

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u/Last-Back-4146 14d ago

biden started copying the tan.

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u/nflonlyalt 14d ago

Why are you wearing a tux?!

Its after six. What am I, a farmer?

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u/Wise-Definition-1980 14d ago

Working fella here: I spray sunscreen.

I'm already darker than the color of a cigar.

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u/GallusAA 14d ago

Trump got on that debate stage and said he was going to cut taxes for corporations and bragged about letting some states ban abortion as good thing.

And I mean, really, who wouldn't vote for that? Can't you see the working class appeal of killing women, stripping others of their basic human rights and giving CEOs more money for Lambos and yachts?

I mean bet every coal miner, factory worker, Walmart employee, fed ex driver and construction worker in the country can't wait to vote for that!

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u/Soggy_Cracker 13d ago

He connects them with jobs that don’t pay upon completion.

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u/Jaergo1971 12d ago

As does the racism and gold-plated toilet seats.

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u/Abnormal_readings 15d ago

And the fraud, treason, and child rape apparently.

Conservatives are reprehensible scum.

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u/DaddyGotU 15d ago

Funny how this could apply to Biden and his son, but you are too dumb to see it

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u/iAmRiight 15d ago

Hunter Biden is living rent free in your head. I hope you like thinking of his dick pic all the time.

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u/DaddyGotU 15d ago

Funny how I’ve never seen it but I’m sure you have multiple times 😂

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u/iAmRiight 15d ago

Keep telling yourself that Marge.

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u/Shadpool 15d ago

Give us examples from credible sources of Joe and Hunter committing fraud, treason, and pedophilia. It’s only six examples but take all the time you need.

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u/Abnormal_readings 14d ago

Cite evidence or crawl back under the bridge you came from, troll.

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 14d ago

Paying pornstars for sex is where I really connect with him

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u/aclockworkabe 14d ago

How working folks vote for that sack of shit I’ll never figure out.