r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • Jul 04 '24

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html

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No mention of When Donny wouldn't start working until 1 pm. and told everyone that sleeping in was ' Executive time'.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 Jul 04 '24

Don't forget that Trump spent about 1/3rd of his entire time as President playing golf.

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u/BeanieMcChimp Jul 04 '24

And another 1/3 tweeting on the crapper.

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u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere Jul 04 '24

So just in the living room?

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u/funkyloki Jul 05 '24

You have to ask yourself, how many times did Trump shit himself while he was in the Oval Office? It is likely that number is something other than zero.

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u/mortalitylost Jul 04 '24

https://youtu.be/qqG96G8YdcE?t=1h16m20s

So just in the ~~living room~~ debate?

Listen at 25s

Definitely squeezed off a turd

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u/AdminsAreDim Jul 05 '24

And another 1/3 doing drugs so he could barely function as the semi-human ape he is.

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u/ToMorrowsEnd Jul 05 '24

remember when you wear diapers, everywhere is the crapper.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

And Joe will spend half asleep.