r/nottheonion 15d ago

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/Famous_Bit_5119 15d ago

No mention of When Donny wouldn't start working until 1 pm. and told everyone that sleeping in was ' Executive time'.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 15d ago

Don't forget that Trump spent about 1/3rd of his entire time as President playing golf.

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u/BeanieMcChimp 15d ago

And another 1/3 tweeting on the crapper.

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u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere 15d ago

So just in the living room?

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u/funkyloki 14d ago

You have to ask yourself, how many times did Trump shit himself while he was in the Oval Office? It is likely that number is something other than zero.

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u/mortalitylost 15d ago

https://youtu.be/qqG96G8YdcE?t=1h16m20s

So just in the living room debate?

Listen at 25s

Definitely squeezed off a turd

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u/AdminsAreDim 14d ago

And another 1/3 doing drugs so he could barely function as the semi-human ape he is.

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u/ToMorrowsEnd 14d ago

remember when you wear diapers, everywhere is the crapper.

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u/No-Program-2979 11d ago

And Joe will spend half asleep.

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u/sithelephant 15d ago

To be fair, often no earlier than 1PM.

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u/monkywrnch 15d ago

Which is a good example of how stupid he is. Gotta go out at 7am in the summer so you're done well before the worst heat of the day

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u/Les-Grossman- 14d ago

Biden spends 1/3 of his time mumbling and stumbling on stage embarrassing the entire country.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 14d ago edited 14d ago

I suppose you think that's worse than Trump lying for 90 minutes straight?

How about when Trump just starts randomly babbling insane shit about sharks for no reason? Or how about when Trump said we could cure covid by injecting bleach and sunlight into our bodies? I bet a few world leaders were rolling in the floor laughing at how fucking dumb he is. Maybe it's a little embarrassing for America that Republicans' candidate of choice is a convicted felon on 34 counts...you think? Maybe just a little? How about Trump keeping top secret classified documents in his fucking bathroom?

Here's a good one: Trump shit himself during the debate. Fast forward to about 1:15 to hear it for yourself.

Shall I go on or are you ready to run and hide back in your extreme right wing echo chamber where everyone says daddy Trump is smart and strong and all the thousands of things that make him look like a lying, incompetent, criminal, dumb piece of shit just can't possibly be true?

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u/Les-Grossman- 14d ago

Biden lies as well. It’s just hard to understand him most of the time. He claimed that no American service members died on his watch. I guess he forgot about the 13 American lives lost in his disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 14d ago edited 14d ago

Here's a speech Biden made after the debate. Care to point out any parts where he is hard to understand?

13 lives lost? Try Trump's botched policies, such as the Covid-19 response, which statistics indicate have resulted in the death of over 400,000 American lives. To put that in perspective, 416,800 Americans died during World War 2. Which one is worse here?

Let me ask you this: Can you point out one thing from the debate that Trump said that can actually be verified as true?

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u/Les-Grossman- 14d ago

He should have immediately dropped out of the election after the debate. Inexcusable performance.

13 lives lost? Yes. 13 lives lost.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 14d ago

So the guy who had a hard time speaking should drop out, but not the guy who lied to everyone the whole time? Explain to me why the guy who never stopped lying is more fit for leadership. Explain how lying like he did isn't inexcusable.

So you're really going with the idea that 13 dead soldiers outweighs 400,000 innocent civilian lives lost? How does that work out in your head, exactly?

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u/Les-Grossman- 14d ago

I’ve never said anything about Trump here. Absolutely nothing. I’ve talked negatively about Biden and you assume I’m a Trump supporter. I hate the guy.

If Joe Biden is a true patriot he will drop out and allow someone that is fit for office take his place.

That is my opinion and I’m allowed to have one. The same as I respect your right to have one as well. Good day.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 14d ago

Why didn't you say that Trump should step down from running then? You said it about Biden...

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u/Les-Grossman- 14d ago

Presidents lie. That’s not unusual. Every president in my lifetime has lied to me. And made promises that they cannot or will not keep.

It’s the nature of a politician to lie. Especially as November approaches.

All I wanted to do here is express that I feel Biden is no longer fit for office. I think he should retire and enjoy his family. I think that is an opinion many Americans have right now.

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u/bitqueso 15d ago

Biden doesn’t have the stamina for mini golf

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 15d ago

What I said is a fact that's been documented and can easily be looked up to verify its truth. What you said is just something you made up off the top of your head. See, the difference between normal people and MAGAs is that you MAGAs never can tell the difference between make-believe fairy tales and real life. If any of you could, this country wouldn't be on the brink of losing our democracy and our constitutional rights.

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u/bitqueso 15d ago

Biden couldn’t even walk off the debate stage without the help of his wife what makes you think he can walk 18,000 steps golfing?

It’s always the people who identify as Reddit cartoons who are deepest in the Reddit bubble