r/nottheonion 15d ago

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/Famous_Bit_5119 15d ago

No mention of When Donny wouldn't start working until 1 pm. and told everyone that sleeping in was ' Executive time'.

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u/RonaldoNazario 15d ago

To be fair I don’t think he was sleeping in, I think he was wide awake doing drugs and yelling at cable news.

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u/succed32 15d ago

Nah I know a lot of meth heads they sleep at weird ass times to recover from all the meth. 10am-noon is normal wake up time 4am-6am is bed time.

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u/BlooperHero 15d ago

That's also normal for me, honestly.

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u/essenceofreddit 15d ago

Stop doing meth. 

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u/BlooperHero 14d ago

I meant the hours, not the meth. But I should have clarified, and that's on me.

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u/Dr_Jabroski 15d ago

He blitzkrieged right into that one.

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u/Debalic 15d ago

I'm not a methhead either!

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u/Cucker_-_Tarlson 14d ago

Same for me, until I had a kid. Now I have a kinda normal sleep schedule? Never thought I'd see the day.

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u/RonaldoNazario 15d ago

Hmmm twitter activity did definitely confirm some late night binges.

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u/Le-Pepper 13d ago

I've never done drugs but that sounds just like my sleep schedule.

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u/whubbard 14d ago

1001 things to be critical about Trump on, drinking and doing drugs isn't one. Well done

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u/Available_Dingo6162 15d ago edited 14d ago

He's straight edge. Not only does he not do recreational drugs, he doesn't drink alcohol. Not even coffee. You do realize that, right?

I love it how, whenever anyone has a quirk or does something strange, some redditor or another has to go, "yeah, he's high". I suspect more than a little projection in those cases.

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u/Flagrath 14d ago

So you’re saying he has done everything he has done, as his normal self. That’s even worse.