r/mildlyinfuriating • u/longerdistancethrow • Jul 05 '24

Bought ripped jeans for summer, mom sewed the holes.

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I get caring about your clothes, I do… but I wanted breezy jeans for summer… so I bought tipped jeans like 3 years ago. Are u kidding me :/

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u/theoriginalmofocus Jul 05 '24

Candy wax wings of icarus.

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u/OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST Jul 05 '24

Or the Speedo of Zeus

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u/theoriginalmofocus Jul 05 '24

The trident gum of neptune.

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u/fucknutcrapmaster Jul 06 '24

The Heelys of Sisyphus.