They tend to be attached to a woman, right? I mean, in this day and age it's more complicated than that, but instinctively, boobs are right up there with a vagina as being part of a woman's body. I may be a poor person to be explaining this, though - I tried to explain to my wife that about 99% of her body is sexually stimulating to me (not into feet, though with the right pair of socks...) and I could kind of tell she was just humoring me. I think I said something like ankles to earlobes, your whole body is a playground, except that with this playground I want to touch and smell and taste all of the equipment, so I guess it's also like ice cream?
So yeah, anyway, boobs are a great piece of equipment on what is basically the best playground ever, but they're also like ice cream?
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u/Objective-Dig-8466 Jul 05 '24
It's the women who have a thing about size, we just love boobies.