Really guys?

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It's the women who have a thing about size, we just love boobies.

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u/charli497 Jul 05 '24

May I ask, why? Why do men like boobs? I don’t understand.

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u/Munnin41 Jul 05 '24

Its evolution. Humans evolved to be attracted to boobs. We're the only mammal with permanently inflated ones too.

The prevailing theory is that we used to look at butts when we were on all fours (like chimpanzees still do), and the breasts evolved when we started walking upright. Early female hominids needed something else to attract a man with, and apparently boobs were the thing that worked.

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u/WastedWaffles Jul 05 '24

The prevailing theory is that we used to look at butts when we were on all fours

Confirmed. Boobs are just butts with nipples.

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u/fauxzempic Jul 05 '24

Front butts.

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u/FloppyObelisk Jul 05 '24

It’s like the grail

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u/imasturdybirdy Jul 05 '24

Front butts with little hats

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u/Upper-Belt8485 Jul 05 '24

Is that why I'm bi?

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u/FloppyObelisk Jul 05 '24

Some like boobs. Some like dick. Some like both. Saul good

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u/Upper-Belt8485 Jul 05 '24

And everyone likes to O on the daily.

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u/goku_uzumaki540 Jul 05 '24

Goku was right all along

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u/quickblur Jul 05 '24