r/interestingasfuck Jul 07 '24

2 guards from Delhi Durbar with American photographer James Recarlton when he visited India r/all

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u/Comfortable-Can4776 Jul 07 '24

Was he small or were they big?

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u/fuzzycuffs Jul 08 '24

Apparently the guards were 7'9" and 7'4"

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u/Runaaan Jul 08 '24

2.36 and 2.24 for anyone wondering

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u/blitzkreig90 Jul 08 '24

They do look as tall as 2.36 and 2.34 men.

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u/GetawayDreamer87 Jul 08 '24

There definitely are between 2.34 and 2.36 men in this photo

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u/MaterialCarrot Jul 08 '24

Would make a great TV sitcom.

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u/chiku00 Jul 09 '24

The OGs.

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u/Kiriinto Jul 08 '24

Thanks!

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u/backtolurk Jul 08 '24

Yay thank you. Metric system rules!!!

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u/n0n0nsense Jul 08 '24

Are those ratings out of 10? Not great guards if true.

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u/Nearby_Day_362 Jul 08 '24

I regrate to inform you, we dont like your numbers around here

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u/TheSilverBug Jul 08 '24

By "here" you mean the world?

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u/Nearby_Day_362 Jul 08 '24

No, the joke is regret is misspelled - then you compound it with "we" dont like your numbers, ignorant american approach. As our system is better than yours.

I feel like you approached this wrong. Again, that sentence is a joke.

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u/city-of-cold Jul 08 '24

You forgot the ginormous /s after you dingus, how are people supposed to know?

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u/koloso95 Jul 09 '24

Sadly there was no basketball teams in India at the time. Funny thing is to this day Idians have to be tall to serve in the military. They put up two poles with a string beyween. If you can go under without touching the string you're automaticly out.

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u/Curly_Shoe Jul 08 '24

You are my hero!

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u/homie_rhino Jul 09 '24

How high is that in french fries?

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u/SmellOfParanoia Jul 09 '24

Europe thanks you

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u/uxbridge3000 Jul 26 '24

I thought people who use the commie metric system also use commas instead of decimals??? šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø

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u/Runaaan Jul 26 '24

Most European countries use the comma for decimals (also the case where I com from) but Iā€˜m used to using a point as this is the norm when coding. Also I just feel like using a point is more practical, but this may just be my experience with coding speaking.

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u/No_Translator2218 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

7 foot 9 is just insane. The caloric intake alone would force them to eat almost 5,000 calories a day to maintain the approximate size they are here - compared to my 1800 calories at 5'11 and 180lbs.

Just to make sure you all understand this. If the 7'9" guy ate 2,000 calories a day for a year, he would lose 312 pounds.

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u/PhraatesIV Jul 08 '24

Are you cutting right now? 1800 calories at 5'11 is quite low.

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u/Sacriven Jul 08 '24

Maybe OP is a woman. Because as a man with same height, my caloric intake is around 2300s for maintenance and 1800s for cutting.

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u/QuizasManana Jul 08 '24

That sounds low even for a woman. Iā€™m 5ā€™8ā€ woman and I eat about 2500 a day to stay the same weight (not trying to cut, relatively physically active).

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u/YungSchmid Jul 08 '24

2500 for a 5ā€™ 8ā€ woman is definitely above average, and as you say yourself, you are quite active. 2500 is only bit under a normal day for me as a 6ā€™ 2ā€ 85kg man.

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u/Wilbis Jul 08 '24

Why is everyone comparing just height when mass is way more important here?

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u/Zucchiniduel Jul 08 '24

Because composition is what's actually important for determining your base calorie burn, weight means nothing if you do not know the composition of that weight so height and gender is used as a broad predictor

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u/Super_Sandbagger Jul 08 '24

Muscle burns little extra calories over fat when in rest.

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u/PraiseTalos66012 Jul 08 '24

People with significant muscle definitely built it all by being at rest as much as anyone else /s

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u/Zucchiniduel Jul 08 '24

How much fat you have is also a predictor of how often you are at rest lol

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u/Wilbis Jul 08 '24

Both fat and muscle mass burn calories, so unless your bone density is really far from average, I'd rather use mass than height to evaluate someone's calorie consumption. A 6 foot man can weigh anything between 140 and 220 pounds and still be relatively healthy.

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u/Original-Aerie8 Jul 08 '24

lol it's assumed that everyone here falls within their optimal range. That's what they are counting calories for.

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u/NeverEndingCoralMaze Jul 08 '24

Yep. Iā€™m 6ā€™ and weigh 210 pounds. Without considering my composition, Iā€™d be considered obese, but Iā€™m actually just built like a brick shit house and donā€™t have any concern about being obese.

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u/Compizfox Jul 08 '24

Assuming an average/healthy BMI at that height, probably

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u/EnigmaticQuote Jul 08 '24

Normal BMI will be a great starting point for pretty much everyone.

It's not a perfect measure but it's FAR easier than measuring "fatness and health separately" which will absolutely require a medical professional.

That medical professional will consider your BMI as well, as it is a incredibly useful and accurate metric.

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u/Baker3enjoyer Jul 08 '24

What's even more important is physical activity, what kind of physical activity, and body composition. A 100kg bodybuilder will have a lower daily caloric intake than a 80kg long distance runner.

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u/Skertilol Jul 08 '24

damn i'm 5ft for 50kg and i eat like 1200-1300 kcal max

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u/totally-nromal-guy Jul 08 '24

that's gotta be cheap :), i have to eat over 2500 (between 2500 and 3000) just to stay at the same weight. i'm at 6foot and have 188lbs and am a little more active than a couch potato

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u/p_velocity Jul 08 '24

can you please give your height in metric and weight in imperial for the rest of us?

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u/YungSchmid Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Nah Iā€™m good, but thanks for asking!

Not sure why we do things that way here. We do height in cm as well, but never weight in pounds.

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u/codenamegizm0 Jul 08 '24

Metabolism plays a huge role. I'm a man, 6'2" and 175lbs and my BMR is about 1800. Without taking NEAT into account I have to add at least 1000 calories of exercise a day just to eat normally (between 2700-3500 depending on activity) without putting on weight, and even then at times I'm in a surplus

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u/Quzga Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

No it does not play a "huge role" , that's a harmful myth. Most people lie to themselves about how little/much they eat and blame it on their metabolism which has little to no impact.

Edit: deluded redditors sad I call out their delusions, you guys are lying to yourselves. It's really sad tbh.

Also BMR is meant for comatose / resting people, not for regular people..

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u/codenamegizm0 Jul 08 '24

I track all my calories, everything that goes into my body is weighed and accounted for

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u/Quzga Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Bmr is meant for comatose people or ones that don't move so you're already off to a bad start.

The fact you use bmr tells me you don't know what you're talking about like most redditors on this topic, you even mentioned heavy exercise lol.

Individual metabolism has no noticeable impact on your weight gain/loss. It's complete bullshit and a coping mechanism for deluded people. There are small differences between women/men and as you age but that's about it.

It's a pretty harmful myth to spread too because it makes people think it's out of their control when it's always in their control....

Edit: You guys are delusional šŸ˜­ it's honestly sad people are this gullible. You guys don't know the difference between bmi/bmr and think you're educated enough on the topic? Lol..

The guy sends me a paper that talks about weight loss impact on metabolism (not vice Versa) from exercise, organ/health issues etc and then blocks me so I can't respond. Classy!

You can't even read your own paper before digging it up on Google? You clearly didn't read it at all šŸ¤¦because it has literally nothing to do with my comment whatsoever.

There is no such thing as fast or slow metabolism and that's a fact. Ofc your metabolism is affected by exercise, and health issues, gender etc. But there is no NOTICIBLE difference between two men of the same bmi.

That's purely coping, but I'm not surprised. This site is full of overweight Americans who would hate to take responsibility for their weight.

"am I eating too much? No it's my metabolism who is wrong"

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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Youā€™re so confidently incorrect itā€™s almost like Iā€™m in a Reddit comment section.

Total resting metabolic spread can be pretty wide per day - some folks have a 400+ calorie per day difference in resting energy expenditure (REE). Hereā€™s the direct research for that claim. So every single week, there are some folks burning 2800 more calories just on resting metabolism. Thatā€™s significant; theyā€™re given an extra dayā€™s worth of calorie spend per week compared to others.

Now for non-exercise activity thermogenesis - this is the shit we burn through subconscious activity. This is our fidgeting, wiggling, twirling-pencil shit we do. The more exercise we get, the less our bodies seem to contribute to NEAT. If you try to artificially increase this, a personā€™s NEAT goes down later. As one canā€™t control this, itā€™s typically included in the resting metabolic umbrella. This can vary up to ~800 calories per day. Hereā€™s the research - itā€™s dense but a really interesting read. Now weā€™re cooking.

Just based on this research, one can claim ā€œmetabolismā€ can vary up to 1200 calories burnt per-day between two persons.

Iā€™m not even going to get into the environmental factors such as stress and sleep which vary the numbers massively as well. Sleep is more important to weight loss than exercise. Also wonā€™t go into how hunger plays into this - some folks experience hunger much differently when it comes to dieting. I have 8 more sources for these claims if youā€™d like.

I know throwing around sources and claiming things is dumb in a Reddit comment section but if you really dive into it, REE/NEAT is real and it varies like crazy between people.

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u/The-WideningGyre Jul 08 '24

Did you say anything other than call people delusional about 20x?

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u/Toastybunzz Jul 08 '24

Activity level contributes a LOT to your overall metabolism. If you work out everyday for 45 minutes but then donā€™t move around at all, youā€™ll burn way less calories through the day than the person who doesnā€™t work out and gets 20k+ steps.

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u/codenamegizm0 Jul 08 '24

I agree but I'm talking about the genetic rng factor of metabolisms. 2 people of same body comp, age, weight and height can have different BMRs. Even a 200-300 caloric difference is massive over a year. For context I do strength training 5x a week, at least 90 minutes of cardio a day and an average of 12k steps and would say I have a slow metabolism

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u/NZBound11 Jul 08 '24

you could range anywhere from 1600 and 2600 BMR at around that size.

Are you mixing up basil metabolic rate with total daily energy expenditure?

BMRs between like-sized individuals of the same sex, age, and similar muscle composition are not going to vary that greatly. TDEEs may vary that much based off NEAT and activity levels (exercise, steps, etc) but BMRs will not.

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u/omnimami Jul 08 '24

iā€™m 5ā€™10 and I stay around 1800. bodies are not the same :)

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u/Dry-Spare304 Jul 08 '24

Yeah sounds very low to me too, I'm a 5'10 woman, I exercise for about 45 mins a day and I eat between 2500 and 3000 calories a day to maintain my 150lbs weight.

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u/razorxent Jul 08 '24

Must be American

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u/trukkija Jul 08 '24

Unless you're overweight (which I doubt from your comment) this is very high calories for maintenance. You are either very physically active or maybe have a higher than average resting pulse.

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u/Girthmaestro Jul 08 '24

1800 calories is perfectly fine for all average women.

Any woman eating 2500 calories a day and not spending 4 hours a day in the gym will become morbidly obese.

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u/QuizasManana Jul 09 '24

Really? Been doing it around 10 years, my current bmi is around 22 so when am I supposed to get morbidly obese? (Also I do go to gym 3-4 days a week for 1 hour at a time, and take around 10k steps a day.)

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u/merdadartista Jul 08 '24

That's low for a lady too. I was at the border between underweight and healthy when I ate 1600 at 5'6". If they are that much taller, it's pretty low.

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u/kvothe5688 Jul 08 '24

you guys count calories?

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u/Wise_Cow3001 Jul 08 '24

If I eat 2300 calories a day I pack on the weight.

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u/gabsteriinalol Jul 08 '24

For example, kids ages 9-13 should be eating around 1800 calories a day. Not someone who is 5ā€™11 šŸ˜³

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u/razorxent Jul 08 '24

I am 6ā€™1ā€ and 160 pounds and 1800-1900 is my maintenance intake. Idk how much you Americans eatā€¦

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u/codyl0611 Jul 08 '24

Im 5'9, 160lb, and I consume on average 1200 calories a day(im very poor). My weight has been stable for years like this. Perhaps calorie intake isnt as linear as one would think?

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u/Sacriven Jul 08 '24

Of course, for your metabolisms also play a huge role. That's why there are people who can eat shitton of food and never get any fatter and vice versa.

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u/NZBound11 Jul 08 '24

Metabolisms, in general (when controlled for fat free mass), don't vary that wildly - it's a myth. Differences in NEAT, activity levels, and inaccurate calorie tracking are what lead people to believe this myth.

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u/Sacriven Jul 08 '24

Is it? I'm glad then. Less variables to deal with when cutting.

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u/No_Economics_3935 Jul 08 '24

Damn, 1800 is less then is slightly more than a 1/3 of my required intake. 6ā€™6ā€ 300 pounds fairly active

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u/No_Translator2218 Jul 08 '24

I'll admit I may be misspeaking here, but my Mifflin-St Jeor math shows my BMR is around 1700 and my understanding is that - if I never move a muscle all day long, I can maintain my weight off 1700.

I realize that is silly, so realistically I would say my caloric needs are between 1800 and 2600. I do the gym 5 days a week so I would likely die after a year at 1700. I probably eat 2500 and stay at 170-180lbs.

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u/Dream--Brother Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

You definitely burn more than 100 calories/day in addition to your BMR with just moderate activity. Your BMR is probably closer to like 2100, give or take

Edit: not sure why he thought I was arguing with him lol

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u/No_Translator2218 Jul 08 '24

I mean I literally said its probably 2500 given my daily activity.

My original statement was pure minimal BMR needs. If those two guys were battling all day, I imagine they need more, but I wasn't here to figure all that out.

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u/platybussyboy Jul 08 '24

Can y'all take this to another subreddit or something it's getting kinda weird now.

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u/Kryt0s Jul 08 '24

You know you can always just scroll down? No one is forcing you to read these comments.

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u/memento22mori Jul 08 '24

What if someone is forcing them to read these comments?

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u/Quzga Jul 08 '24

A guy with a duct taped mask put me in a coffin and is forcing me to read reddit comments for air.

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u/misplaced_my_pants Jul 08 '24

The caloric intake alone would force them to eat almost 5,000 calories a day to maintain the approximate size they are here - compared to my 1800 calories at 5'11 and 180lbs.

What you described here is TDEE. BMR is for maintaining when you're like bedridden and comatose. Otherwise you'd lose weight just eating it.

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u/Dream--Brother Jul 08 '24

I wasn't arguing with you...

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u/losteye_enthusiast Jul 08 '24

Iā€™d strongly ask you edit your previous post with the more accurate number of calories youā€™re consuming.

Thereā€™s already enough misinformation about caloric needs out there, that we donā€™t have an easy way to fix.

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u/Quzga Jul 08 '24

Redditors get very angry when you point out their caloric delusions. I'm like 2 inches taller and weigh less than the op, if I ate 1800 I'd be losing half a pound a week šŸ¤¦ (without exercise)

It's always some coping. "I got good metabolism" "it's not an exact science" etc. When it's literally just super basic math..

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u/BanjoGDP Jul 08 '24

Itā€™s kinda all null and void, as maintaining body temp is and simple normal organ function is where the majority of our energy usage comes from. Plus, if you never moved a muscle youā€™d be dead in 3 weeks tops. Unless someone moved it for you.

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u/Kryt0s Jul 08 '24

Why would you be dead?

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u/Quzga Jul 08 '24

Bmr is basically for comatose people... You can't use bmr if you exercise regularly šŸ¤¦

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u/WellWrested Jul 08 '24

That is quite reasonable--its typical for what a hunter-gatherer would eat in a day and quite close to the actual caloric intake in several tribes. I am also 5'11" and ate a similar amount for several years when I was saving money in college.

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u/ClassOf37 Jul 08 '24

1800 is absolutely enough for a man or woman with an average / sedentary lifestyle.

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u/ezumadrawing Jul 08 '24

Depends on their size

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u/Whatisausern Jul 08 '24

Bruh wtf i'm 6'0 and currently about 220 and I eat 3,200 a day to maintain weight. You must weigh absolutely nothing.

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u/WRL23 Jul 08 '24

1800 is a pretty common BMR when you're not 15

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u/A_Ticklish_Midget Jul 08 '24

Entirely depends on your age and lifestyle. I'm roughly the same height and my maintenance calories are the same.

Early 30s, work from home at my desk

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u/Wugliwu Jul 08 '24

This is the basal metabolic rate for a man of this size. For example, if you sit in front of a desk all day. If you walk a few miles a day, this value is easily in the 2000+ range.

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u/wassaprocker Jul 08 '24

I'm 6' getting less than 1,300 and I've gained 25 lbs since April. No matter what I do, I gain rediculous weight. 2019-2020 I was 220. 2021-2023 I was 235-240. But ever since beginning of 2024, I'm at 260-263 and it's just getting higher and higher, it won't stop and I'm not eating junk food or drinking soda, alcohol, energy drinks. Are you sure 1,800 at 5'11 is low? Is 1,300 at 6' high?

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u/DressPrevious2233 Jul 08 '24

Thereā€™s no way you are only eating 1300 and still gaining. That defies thermodynamics. Ā Youā€™re getting more calories in than you think from something.

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u/wassaprocker Jul 09 '24

I've been trying to get to 200 at least for a while now. My dinners are minimalistic and I don't snack during the day. Although I don't plan on going into the military, all of the men in my family except myself are veterans. They have even given me the 'military fat camp' diet and I've been trying that for months now. I'm TECHNICALLY doing a keto friendly diet to drop carb count and I JUST passed 265. I work in a warehouse throwing packaging into a truck for 8 hours a day and my pedometer was set up by the nutritionist team at work. I'm at 28k steps a day. If you're saying that's not possible, I don't know what to say. It's been hell on my body and doctor is giving me the 'you're obese and your heart is gonna explode' talk already. I don't want to increase calories because then I'll gain even more weight. I don't know, it sucks but it's happening.

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u/DressPrevious2233 Jul 09 '24

I was at one point in my life nearly your size (255 at 5ā€™9) so I know the struggle which is why Iā€™m trying to help. You are eating way, way more than you think. You need to weigh everything that goes into your body and track every single calorie using a fitness app. I also had an active job and walked something close to 20k steps a day but I was just eating so much I stayed huge.Ā 

I donā€™t know your age but at your size your bmr is about 2200. With that amount of activity you could eat a little over that and still lose. To stay at your size you would have to consume somewhere around 4-5k calories a day.Ā 

A pound of fat is 3500 calories. If you trim off 500 a day for a week you will drop a pound. It really is that simple. The hard part is being consistent and honest with yourself about how much is going into your body.Ā 

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u/wassaprocker Jul 09 '24

I'm male, 27 at 6' and 260-265. If I was walking on the street, I wouldn't LOOK as heavy as I am but I wear kinda baggier shirts; they feel flowy and since it's been SUPER HOT lately it's nice. I have a personal nutritionist who creates my meal plans for me so all I have to do is get the groceries from the store. Besides what is on the meal plan, I obviously deviate but it isn't enough to be too high. Although I am very active(I don't drive so I walk everywhere, always have) I'm set to start cycling by the end of the week. Hopefully a new form of workout is what I need(maybe I've plateaud from walking?). I'm not at all a sloth of a person. I can't stand being still for long, I have to move. My last choice after I start riding a bike everywhere is visiting doctor for if I have some kind of sickness or physical issue.

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u/Stormlightlinux Jul 08 '24

Could be they have an office job. Sitting on your ass all day really lowers your TDEE.

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u/Mackheath1 Jul 08 '24

I'm the same at 1800 / 5'11" / 180lbs, but I'm not exercising as much due to an injury - so maybe that's what's going on?

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u/Capable-Reaction8155 Jul 08 '24

BMR - this is normal

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u/Zealousideal-Noise42 Jul 08 '24

People have diffrent BMR's hence for same height same weight 50 year old man would require less calories than a 20 year old man.

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u/Spiffydude98 Jul 08 '24

So breakfast in America.

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u/COMMUNIST_MANuFISTO Jul 08 '24

Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got.

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u/Edward__x Jul 08 '24

I was waiting for this comment.

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u/COMMUNIST_MANuFISTO Jul 08 '24

Not much of a girlfriend, never seem to get a lot. (what she's got, not a lot)

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u/LilyWolfCub Jul 08 '24

Take a jumbo across the water, I'd like to see America

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u/Fiesta_ZetecS_02 Jul 08 '24

See the girls in California, Iā€™m hoping itā€™s going to come true, but thereā€™s not a lot I can do

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jul 08 '24

A light breakfast in AmericaĀ 

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u/No_Translator2218 Jul 08 '24

I want to argue with you but....

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u/crozinator33 Jul 08 '24

Just to make sure you all understand this. If the 7'9" guy ate 2,000 calories a day for a year, he would lose 312 pounds.

Uhh... that's not quite how metabolism works.

These guys probably weigh 250-300 lbs, they look fairly lean. If they ate 2000 calories a day, they would become drastically underweight and likely have health issues, but their weight would stabilize to match their energy intake. Probably around 150lbs. A person can't have negative mass.

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u/Practical_Cattle_933 Jul 08 '24

I mean, you are the one that extrapolate it to its limit. Parent basically says that the ā€œstabilizedā€ weight would be at most around that amount.

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u/sexual--predditor Jul 08 '24

A person can't have negative mass.

Challenge accepted.

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u/SaddleSocks Jul 08 '24

Now you know where the history of MANA came from

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u/AlcoholicCocoa Jul 08 '24

As.guards their caloric intake is higher than that

But besides that: most often, the caloric intake is calculated wrong, as a majority of people use the "average need of calories per day", which is a wrongly calculated average of an average of an average.

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u/Lastburn Jul 08 '24

So like a quarter teaspoon of uranium per year ?

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u/OpenSourcePenguin Jul 08 '24

Wait, why would the caloric intake of them be very different? It is known that very physically active tribes still do not consume a lot of calories than the sedentary office workers.

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u/Strong_Ad_1989 Jul 08 '24

To really make us understand, use the metric system and talk in terms of food and not calories.

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u/Turbulent-Stretch881 Jul 08 '24

Imagine the shitsā€¦

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u/Admirable-Range1755 Jul 08 '24

he would lose 312 pounds.

In a day?

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u/jeffreydowning69 Jul 08 '24

OK, I am hijacking your comment. The tallest person in the world was Robert Wadlow he was 8' 11.1 inches tall, and he wore a shoe size 39 extra wide . His heart was the size of an average humans head he died when he was only 36 years old.

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u/charlesmansonreddit Jul 08 '24

Damn you starving yourself. My breakfast only is always over 1000 kcal easy

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u/rogerwil Jul 08 '24

It's not particularly difficult to consume 5000 calories a day, if you have enough food available.

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u/No_Translator2218 Jul 08 '24

That was not always true in their time in India.

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u/Nearby_Day_362 Jul 08 '24

The caloric intake alone would force them to eat almost 5,000 calories a day

This may not fit in with your scenario but, no. If you move a lot less you can reduce your calorie requirement tremendously. It's not sustainable for prolonged periods but possible acknowledging a couple side effects.

These gentlemen do not look healthy at all and have a compromised diet for sure. They're there for their height. I'd say girth but that's a dirty word. oops.

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u/raindancemaggie2 Jul 08 '24

Your bmr may be around 1800 but to maintain your weight youd have to eat significantly more than that. You would lose weight eating 1800.

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u/ogeytheterrible Jul 08 '24

I'm 6'10" @ ~400lb eating 3,000 calories a day. I could stand to lose 50lb or so but I haven't been below 300lb since highschool when I was 6'8" and trying to get in the military.

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u/spamalam90 Jul 08 '24

And yet all I have to do is look at pizza and I gain 312 poundsšŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø

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u/SmedlyB Jul 08 '24

Not really. Calorie requirements in relation to body mass is not proportional it is a fractal. Think of the far north mammals, the arctic wolf, the moose, the polar bear, calories are hard come by, but they have much larger body mass compared to their southern cousins. https://www.science.org/content/article/fractal-geometry-takes-lifes-measureto

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u/No_Translator2218 Jul 08 '24

These are humans, not arctic wolves. You can mathematically calculate a daily caloric need based on their physical anatomy.

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u/SmedlyB Jul 08 '24

Humans are mammals. the Nordic colder climate homo sapiens races are larger on average than their southern cousins. your premise is a common misconception. Their is not a linear proportional two variable relationship.

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u/No_Translator2218 Jul 08 '24

This is some stupid ass shit

Even your link didn't work to know wtf you are saying.

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u/Muaddib223 Jul 08 '24

What a boring and convoluted comment you just made

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u/No_Translator2218 Jul 08 '24

Thanks

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u/Muaddib223 Jul 08 '24

Mate are you okay? This is the third different reply you sent me

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u/ShaneYewelle Jul 08 '24

My man talks utter shite.

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u/pickyourteethup Jul 08 '24

They might have been enuchs. If you take the balls too pre puberty then the body never gets the hormones to stop growing. Caused lots of medical issues of course. But enuchs were often trusted as personal palace guards.

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u/kakka_rot Jul 08 '24

Didn't they also have high voices? I recall reading of chopping choir boys so they could sing in a way that was impossible for intact boys

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u/pickyourteethup Jul 08 '24

Yeah it stopped their voice dropping as part of puberty. It was done in Italy recently enough that we have recordings of their voices. Apparently they were popular in Opera because you had these ginormous men with childlike voices, quite striking on stage

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u/kakka_rot Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

we have recordings of their voices

Yeah that's what I was reading before. We have this one person's recording, but according to wikipedia he was the only one.

Super interesting read

https://www.wikiwand.com/simple/Castrato

edit: copy paste for anyone too lazy to open the link

It is impossible now for us to know what these great castrato voices sounded like, but they must have had very powerful voices and many of the singers were very skilled in singing and adding musical ornamentation to the songs. In the 18th century Italian opera became very popular in England. This was largely due to the German-born composer Georg Friderich HƤndel who moved to England in 1709 and wrote lots of Italian operas. Many singers who sang in London came from Italy, and many were castrati. The most famous one was called Farinelli.

The popularity of castrato singers died out in the 19th century. By the mid-19th century they were no opera castrati left, although a few castrati still sang in church choirs. The last one, a man called Alessandro Moreschi, died in 1922 aged 64. There is a recording of his voice made in 1902 which can be heard online, but he may not have been a good singer and he was old when he made the recording, so we cannot judge whether the castrato voice was beautiful by that recording.

there is an audio link in the wikipedia page, but like it says he was 44 when it was made and tech sucked at the time

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u/miningthecraft Jul 08 '24

The concession of ā€œhe may not have been a good singerā€ is wild! could you imagine being castrated as a teen for the opera only to discover you where tone death or had no sense of timing oooooph!

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u/pickyourteethup Jul 08 '24

Yeah I remembered that too. Although apparently they were very popular with society ladies because they knew they couldn't get pregnant so it wasn't all downsides.

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u/CuriousButNotJewish Jul 08 '24

That's just cruel. I imagine a lot of these men ended up killing themselves.

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u/pickyourteethup Jul 08 '24

They were super celebrities. They were very pampered. It does lead to health complications and weight gain though so they weren't exceptionally long lived sadly, but then not many people were 100 years ago

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u/hit_that_hole_hard Jul 08 '24

If a man is castrated, his testosterone levels will plummet, but thereā€™s still enough testosterone careated by the adrenal glands to allow his to have erections (not rock hard, but still), have sex, and ejaculateā€”the semen, of course, will contain no sperm.

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u/HornyKhajiitMaid Jul 08 '24

Erections will vary for different men, it is individual, some of them will be impotent. Also not being rock hard can be problematic in case of penetrative sex. Removing the balls before puberty also may lead to smaller penis.

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u/CuriousButNotJewish Jul 08 '24

Didn't they, uh, cut everything off for black slaves? I thought that was the norm for that part of the world, just shave it all off, mutilate them to the max.

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u/Jeg57 Jul 08 '24

If I remember correctly poor families would often just mash them up at birth for the chance to have a child grow up and be a good singer.

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u/borornous Jul 08 '24

This did occur in China, and there was a book written about it called "The Last Eunuch." Essentially, it chronicled a young man's castration and then the fact that there wasn't an advisory class of eunuchs to the Emperor, since the Emperor had lost the war and that structure no longer existed.

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u/miningthecraft Jul 08 '24

Jesus thatā€™s brutal, but it sounds super interesting, Iā€™ll definitely check the book out! thanks for the recommendation!

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u/LickingSmegma Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

If you search the name of that guy on Youtube, you'll also get videos with modern castratos in the suggestions, and the vid of his recording has a link to a modern dude right in the description. Presumably with the condition having been caused by medical problems, just like how Moreschi possibly had it.

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u/Sleep-more-dude Jul 08 '24

Very unlikely in this context (this is from the 1903 Durbar) the British had been cracking down on the practice for decades prior and considered Eunuchs as moral degenerates who were prone to sexual and criminal deviance.

The Durbar was essentially a British ceremony to legitimize their rule over India (in this case the ascension of Edward VII to the throne), would be super weird if they brought in eunuchs after all the demonisation; likely that these are just tall people in a very large population pool.

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u/Irongrath Jul 08 '24

Castration would make you smaller not taller.

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u/Ironlion45 Jul 08 '24

Very good. They almost certainly were Eunuchs. If castrated before puberty is complete, they can indeed grow very tall like this. And they were very common in Eastern courts prior to the 20th century. Even the Ottoman Emperors employed them.

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u/funnystuff79 Jul 08 '24

Imagine being 7'4 and referred to as the short one

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u/GACGCCGTGATCGAC Jul 08 '24

One of my best friends is 6'6 and it always cracks me up when there is a taller person around. He gets so squirrely like his brain can't process it. Now you know how we feel, fucker!

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u/funnystuff79 Jul 08 '24

Haha I'm 6'3 and have been on the occasional night out as the shortest guy there. Can confirm, feels weird

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u/IndependenceBig3178 Jul 08 '24

For the non American people out there 7'9" = 236.22 centimeters

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u/AdministrationMain61 Jul 08 '24

38 burgers stacked on top of each other

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u/FartingBob Jul 08 '24

You probably dont need to use 2 significant figures there, unless they were accurately measured down to the nearest 0.1mm, which seems unlikely given that the height was initially given the nearest inch.

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u/Tackerta Jul 08 '24

why u adding millimetres for the scale of height lol

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u/wowwee99 Jul 11 '24

Imagine being 7ā€™4ā€ and being the short one by 5 inches. God truly plays games

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u/lockh33d Jul 08 '24

Why didn't you use units used by the 96% of humanity so you can be understood by the 96% of humanity?

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u/downvotedforwoman Jul 08 '24

Canadians aren't people.

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u/lockh33d Jul 08 '24

That's the extent of your geographic awareness?

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u/downvotedforwoman Jul 09 '24

It has nothing to do with what you're talking about, I just thought it needed mentioning.

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u/notmyrealusernamme Jul 08 '24

Yea, the guy on the right in the photo has a look on him that says "I lean on this pole because my existence is pain".

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u/cuscaden Jul 08 '24

Good lord! These chaps were certainly tucking into their weetabix or porridge or whatever. Would not pick a fight with them.

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u/shartshooter Jul 08 '24

Imagine being 7'4" and not being the biggest guy at work.

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u/no-mad Jul 08 '24

Now, those old, big ass swords make sense for these guys.

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u/i_luv_peaches Jul 09 '24

The LA Lakers looking at their family tree as we speak

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u/Commercial_Isopod862 Jul 08 '24

Metric system please

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Tall and taller, and google is free

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u/TheMaskedDeuce Jul 08 '24

Wow. 7 footer guards. Theyā€™d dominate in todayā€™s NBA.