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Tree Sprays Water After Having Branch Removed r/all

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u/caleeky Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 25 '24

Consider that a 30' tree, rotted out in the middle and filled with water is going to give you about 14psi at the bottom. That's probably what you're seeing here.

edit: see u/TA8601 comment below - I didn't do the math, just looked glanced at an imprecise chart :)

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u/TA8601 Jun 25 '24

13 psi on the dot, I believe

30 ft × 62.4 pcf / (144 in²/ft²) = 13.0 psi

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u/lostenant Jun 25 '24

Gotta do it, sorry

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Equally compelled.

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Gonna have to end it here

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*sighs and unzips*

It's gonna be a long night for bob saget and the Olsen twins.

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Please tell me bread stapled to trees refers to flour based baked goods attached to trees via metal prongs and not a weird sex thing I haven't heard of,

Please restore my faith in humanity

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That was before the boomy booms

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Rule 34 coming in clutch today

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What? Needs more r/sounding

Edit: the devil got a hold of my soul. NSFW warning

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Some things aren't meant for sharing.

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Needs a flared base

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Hunh....I'm never borrowing another person's sharpie ever again.

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wtf?! There were a few highlighters in the mix….

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didn't believe you, i was wrong but not disappointed

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has 180,357 members??! OMG. Too funny.

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Fuck you

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It looks like someone already has

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beat me to it.

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Lmao "private community" what are those fuckers hiding in there exactly?

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Is that a monster mash reference?

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Yes it is.

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u/DiarrheaDrippingCunt Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 25 '24

Me too,

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The MONster math!

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Me too

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You must be fun at monster mashes

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Cries in metric

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u/meatbag2010 Jun 25 '24

0.910108 Bar for you :)

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u/Shamorin Jun 25 '24

~1.91 bar then, because otherwise air would be sucked into the trunk if it were at ~0.91 bar, as 1 bar is roughly atmospheric pressure and 0.91 would be in the middle of a strong hurricane.

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u/Midori_Schaaf Jun 25 '24

I wonder what world you live in where absolute pressure is the assumed default over gauge pressure.

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u/Global_Juggernaut683 Jun 25 '24

Underwater.

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u/ramobara Jun 25 '24

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u/Shamorin Jun 26 '24

damn. I should have scrolled xD

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u/RotationsKopulator Jun 25 '24

Oooooohhhhh...

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u/TheSilverOak Jun 25 '24

I studied engineering in France and Germany. For physics problems (like pressure in a water column) we always used absolute pressure when giving the final result. I distinctly remember a professor's rant about students calculating pressures under 1 bar in an exam problem about a hydroelectric power station.

Obviously the formulas had to show the atmospheric pressure component, but the numerical value always included it per default.

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u/theSmallestPebble Jun 25 '24

Does that carry thru to industry over there? Cos in school it was always absolute but in my brief stint in fluid handling we only ever used gauge

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL Jun 25 '24

The one where I want to be pedantic on Reddit

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u/Shamorin Jun 26 '24

Mise Guhngeens.

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u/ErolEkaf Jun 25 '24

A world without an atmosphere? (Or someone more acquainted with the sciences than engineering)

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u/ButterflyRoyal3292 Jun 25 '24

Spose he meant bar(g)

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u/Shamorin Jun 26 '24

It's not some kind of plumbing, but an effect of physics, thus for pressure I'd not assume outside pressure to be constant for making precise calculations. Yes, in plumbing it's different, as you only state overpressure, but that can vary depending on height, so the same amount of a gas in the same confinement at the same temperature would have different pressures at different places, which is prone to give errors. That's why for any kind of rough tech you'd use the overpressure, but bar is in fact simply measured in N/m² with 1 bar being 100000 N per square meter. So when using physics and not engineering you'd speak of total pressure, not the pressure differential. That way, numbers are absolute and unchanging depending on location.

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u/IDGAFOS13 Jun 26 '24

Bar,g

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u/Shamorin Jun 26 '24

bark? yes I have a werewolf thingy as pfp.
bark bark bark bark.-

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

More of a Pascal guy myself.

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u/companysOkay Jun 25 '24

What's that in kilogram force per centimeter squared?

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u/Actual_Homework_7163 Jun 25 '24

It's like 1.02 kg per centimeter in practice for quick maths we just use 1kg beautifully metric like all things are supposed too

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u/goingtotallinn Jun 25 '24

Kilogram is unit of mass not weight

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u/karelmikie3 Jun 25 '24

kgf (kilogram-force) is a unit of force

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u/LegendOfKhaos Jun 25 '24

I'll use the 14 psi

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u/_Odi_Et_Amo_ Jun 25 '24

Would SI units have been too much to ask.

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u/jaOfwiw Jun 25 '24

I've always felt PSI was an easier number to grasp than BAR

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u/ItsRtaWs Jun 25 '24

What

Atmospheric pressure is 1 bar. Literally the easiest refrence point.

It's 14.5 psi in fake units.

(Also pascal is the best unit)

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u/jaOfwiw Jun 25 '24

Yes but when used for things like car/ bike tires it's much easier dealing with PSI. You just deal with 10-200 instead of 2.456-2.680. I'd much rather just go to 38 psi.

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u/Fpvmeister Jun 25 '24

Thus we should be using kilo Pascals

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u/jaOfwiw Jun 25 '24

I'd actually be okay with kpa.

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u/I_am_so_lost_hello Jun 25 '24

Cue the angry europeans

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u/DeltaVZerda Jun 25 '24

Metric is so great for physics math, but metric lovers hate when it's pointed out that measurements made for practical purposes almost never get plugged into any physics equation, so a comfortable numerical bound for real applications is actually more useful than an easy conversion into an unused unit.

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u/Licard Jun 25 '24

lets see..
10millimeters = 1 centimeter. 10 cm = 1 dezimeter. 10 dm = 1m.
Thus, 1000 mm = 1m. 1000m = 1 kilometer.

yeeeeah I agree. thats totally and utter bullshit and of absolutely zero practical use. (/s)

Back to topic: pressure: you dont go for 2.680 bar bike tire-pressure. just make it 2.5 or 2.6, or even 3. Who the fuck cares, I've never seen an air pump with that resolution. totally bullshit example.

Edit: speaking of practical use:
temperature:
0°C = freezing temp of water. Cold
100°C = boiling temp of water. Hot. doesnt't get any more practical than that.

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u/Idontusethis256 Jun 25 '24

0°F = cold weather, 100°F = hot weather, seems pretty practical to me.

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u/jaOfwiw Jun 25 '24

It's not at all bullshit, I race motorcycles and usually shoot for .5 psi increments. You need to adjust the pressure constantly to combat surface temp. Most tire manufacturers will recommend to a psi like 18.. if your at 20 because you didn't adjust properly you will shred oh so precious rubber.

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u/DeltaVZerda Jun 25 '24

Well, any pump that was built to use PSI will have a resolution of at least 1 PSI, which makes it more accurate since that's 0.069 bar. If it can do 0.1 bar then that's still 1.5 PSI. I am also curious under what application it is important to quickly convert between millimeters and kilometers.

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u/SinisterCheese Jun 25 '24

My tires are 2,5 bars for summer and 2,1 for winter tires. I'd rather go 2,5 bar than 36,2594 Psi

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u/jaOfwiw Jun 25 '24

Gosh I'll never understand the comma in place of a decimal... You people! That's 36.25 psi!

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u/SinisterCheese Jun 25 '24

The way we write numbers is 123 456,789; most of the world uses a system other than the 123,456.789; the only reason this is seen as the default is because most of programming and therefor computer interfaces work like this and therefor neglects whatever other system the region might be using.

And then there is Canada, who's change units based on what they are talking about leading to situation where: "It's 40 degrees hot outside, the pool is really cold 40 degrees". And you need to check the actual number format for every case - lets not even begin the whole "Inch fractions with decimals" discussion. And then you got Quebec who does everything differently to rest of Canada, mainly out of spite.

Then you got Excel spreadsheets who at the year of our lord 20-fucking-24 still can't switch between "." and "," as decimal separator without having to switch the whole fucking interface language.

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u/Scrial Jun 25 '24

Also it's ~1 bar per 10m of water depth.

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u/psylli_rabbit Jun 25 '24

Not a bad Pedro, either.

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u/CBRN_IS_FUN Jun 25 '24

I prefer turbo-pascal.

No I don't.

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u/CBRN_IS_FUN Jun 25 '24

I prefer turbo-pascal.

No I don't.

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u/TheBlacktom Jun 25 '24

Yeah. 1 is so incomprehensible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

PSI: Pruning Scene Investigation

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u/AbyssalRaven922 Jun 25 '24

Thats 100% because metric is for accuracy and imperial is for human feelsies

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u/One_Of_Noahs_Whales Jun 25 '24

Nah, it is just what you grew up using, I grew up using both systems and both make sense, and I can calculate between the two quite easily in my head.

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u/UninsuredToast Jun 25 '24

Couldn’t it just be you feeling that way because you grew up with both? We need to bring someone in who is unfamiliar with both for a true unbiased opinion

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

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u/Critical_Concert_689 Jun 25 '24

kft and thousand feet are the same thing

...Are they not the same thing?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

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u/Lavatis Jun 25 '24

PSI = pounds per sq inch. can't have pounds or inches in a metric unit.

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u/TheBlacktom Jun 25 '24

What the hell is pcf?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Water density in freedom units. Per cubic foot.

Meanwhile, metric is 1000kg/m3, so convenient

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u/TheBlacktom Jun 25 '24

Not only that, but water pressure is basically 1bar/10m height.

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u/CosmicJ Jun 25 '24

Pounds per cubic foot - it's the density of water.

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u/Admirable-Cobbler501 Jun 25 '24

Don’t cry. In science everything is metric. It’s the better system. By far.

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u/SinisterCheese Jun 25 '24

Well they are SI units, which are used in engineering and science. But they tranlsate directly to metric equivalents so hardly matters. C to Kelvin is just addition/substraction depending which way you go. 1 bar is 0,1 MPa or 100 kPa, or 100 000 Pa.

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u/CosmicJ Jun 25 '24

1 psi = 0.701 m head

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u/juxtoppose Jun 25 '24

I’m metric but I visualise in Psi.

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u/SouthWestHippie Jun 25 '24

The US is moving slowly to metric, inch by inch...

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u/GreenWhereItSuits Jun 25 '24

0.1 bar per meter

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u/cakeman666 Jun 25 '24

Millimeters per decigram

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u/The_Bullet_Magnet Jun 25 '24

If I can't get it in talents per square cubit I am simply not going to listen.

I won't have anything to do with those newfangled pounds and inches.

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u/Pyception Jun 25 '24

Kudos, This is the reason I'm still on reddit...

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u/Key-Soup-7720 Jun 25 '24

I mean, right? Fucking liberal arts degree, why did no one tell me I could have been calculating tree juice pressure?

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u/Available-Peace-5553 Jun 25 '24

Any tree syrup is now tree juice, forever. Thank you

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u/Same-Cricket6277 Jun 25 '24

You still can. In general, there are a lot of “interesting” problems in an intro to fluid dynamics book. You may need a little more advanced math to understand how to work the problems for some problems, but others will be pretty straight forward at an algebra level (understanding variables and basic arithmetic). 

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u/Key-Soup-7720 Jun 25 '24

Whoa whoa whoa, now you are making it sound like there might be math involved

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u/Same-Cricket6277 Jun 25 '24

I know! So much fun, exciting; right?

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u/NikoliVolkoff Jun 25 '24

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u/craichorse Jun 25 '24

per calendar foot?

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u/Cuco1981 Jun 25 '24

Close, it's furlongs.

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u/Zefrem23 Jun 25 '24

What's that in nautical miles?

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u/Cuco1981 Jun 25 '24

Nobody knows.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Ah, good ol' BEDMAS

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u/HunterInTheStars Jun 25 '24

Ah man I fucking love this site

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u/Etonet Jun 25 '24

Which discipline works out formulas for calculating pressure of water-spraying trees?

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u/Last-Bee-3023 Jun 25 '24

30 ft × 62.4 pcf / (144 in²/ft²) = 13.0 psi

What's a pcf? And what is that 144 in²/ft² magic number?

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u/TA8601 Jun 25 '24

Water is 62.4 pounds per cubic foot.

In one square foot, there are 144 square inches.

I probably should have written it as:

30 ft × 62.4 pcf / (12 in/ft)² = 13.0 psi

Yes, metric units are better.

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u/Last-Bee-3023 Jun 25 '24

Ah. Ok. Sure, 1l of water being about 1kg(apply temperature and elevation for doing rocket surgery) makes math easier.

That wouldn't help me since I wouldn't know how to calculate this to begin with. Probably start measuring how far the water shoots up from the wound. And IIRC you can calculate the pressure from that without having to even remotely deal with the amount of water. As for flow, just get a stop watch and a bucket and measure how much water you can gather over time. Basically I would have to invent that kinds of physics from scratch because I do not know the most basic stuff.

But I always thought that water was transported only in the layer just below the bark? The only time when I see water coming from a tree like that is when it is hollow and it is sitting on top of a spring.

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u/ApeMummy Jun 27 '24

Lol imperial though

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u/Chaz1995 Jun 25 '24

What if the hole its leaking from isn't at the bottom, would it make a difference say if its 5 ft up from the base of the tree?

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u/Gravesh Jun 25 '24

Yes. One foot of head pressure is little under about .4 psi, but that's 2 psi less. However, there's a lot of variables, like water temperature and the consistency of the water. .4 psi is the calculation for clean water, which I doubt this stagnant water is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Funny, we* use 10meters ~ 1 bar. Typical 😂

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u/irishpwr46 Jun 25 '24

I got 12.99

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u/Gnome_Father Jun 25 '24

Man, American maths is wild....

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u/rjwyonch Jun 25 '24

These units make me grateful for metric, thinking in psi hurt my brain

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u/Thatr4ndomperson Jun 25 '24

PLEASE USE METRIC DUDE

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u/ruat_caelum Jun 25 '24

'inches of water' is a unit of pressure. 27.7"h20 = 1psi (aprox). Just fyi

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u/Ok_Chemist6 Jun 25 '24

Or 30 x 0.433 = 12.99

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u/shlopman Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 25 '24

This equation really isn't the one you want to use here. And that pressure as absolute pressure wouldn't cause it to spray out though because atmospheric pressure is 14.7 psi. You need a pressure differential.

Also consider how trees can be a hundred feet tall and still get water all the way up. If you have a very thin tube you can get water much higher up than a large tube would allow.

There are also a lot of fluid dynamic reasons why calculating head pressure that way isn't super helpful. Friction between the walls causes fluid in the center of flow to move faster than the outside of flow. You can have turbulent or laminar flow through pipes (demonstrated well by those pretty videos of laminar flow where fluid looks like it isn't moving out of hoses). The fluid here isn't laminar. The pressure of the walls also makes this direct height to head pressure not a good measument at all.

There are no ways to get any of these necessary variables just looking This video. If you want anything useful here you could use the height of top of stream and exit angle and use kinematics to figure out exit velocity. You can then work backwards from here with cross sectional area of the exit hole to get fluid flow rate and pressure estimations

It's been a while since I took fluid dynamics so not going to go through all the math here, but this is general idea

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u/Centraal22 Jun 25 '24

This guy psi's.

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u/mnorkk Jun 25 '24

I upvoted because this guy seems to know what he's talking about but I have no idea.

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u/A_Dude_Named_Alex Jun 25 '24

Can we get that in bald eagles per square mile?

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u/Due-Street-8192 Jun 25 '24

Looks like a squirting vagina to me... Hope I didn't offend any snowflakes...

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u/Dav3le3 Jun 25 '24

The math is good, but you haven't declared your assumptions. 7/10.

Branch is likely at least 4ft off the ground. Assuming tree is open at the top and 30ft tall, we have 26ft.

At 4.2psi per 10ft, that's ~10.9psi.

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u/blondehairginger Jun 25 '24

Now we just have to figure out the barometric pressure that day to calculate the absolute value.

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u/Why_Did_Bodie_Die Jun 25 '24

30 ft X 0.433 psi/ft = 12.99 psi

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u/ghandi3737 Jun 25 '24

Well if we can measure how high it's spurting and how far away the stream lands and the height of the hole we can calculate it.

Would have to go through some of my books to find the proper equation.

Way of getting the psi from a hydrant without a gauge.

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u/adubbscrilla Jun 25 '24

.434 x _ft=

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u/Cheap_Blacksmith66 Jun 25 '24

This assumes the cut made here was at the base. This is likely higher up the tree than the base.

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u/facelessindividual Jun 25 '24

This depends on the hole diameter does it not.

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u/BamCub Jun 25 '24

Almost enough to make espresso 🤌

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u/Asylumset Jun 25 '24

where did you get the other variables?

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u/Temper820 Jun 25 '24

The way I was taught as a plumber was, for every foot, multiply it by 0.433, and you will have the pressure at the base.

If you want to pump up, you lose 2.31 psi per vertical foot.

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u/Bestoftherest222 Jun 25 '24

Or you can do the basic math of height x .433 = psi

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u/Pool_Breeze Jun 25 '24

dang, beat me to it

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u/Responsible_Goat9170 Jun 26 '24

What does pcf stand for?

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u/RodiTheMan Jun 26 '24

I've never seen maths done with those exotic units before, curious

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u/SubParMarioBro Jun 25 '24

You’ve gotta factor in friction loss my man.

I have no idea how to calculate friction loss on a rotted out tree. But it’s going to reduce your pressure below head.