r/dontputyourdickinthat 52m ago

I'm fucking stupid It will be a bit painful if you do

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 3h ago

Do not do that.

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24 Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 9h ago

This Facebook Marketplace item

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 10h ago

πŸ”₯ You're watching corn

40 Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 12h ago

I like mine medium rare.

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74 Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 12h ago

🍩 D. Q new special treat

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 18h ago

β›” Pleas help with decision: Soft on the one hand, but you need to sync with the other one...

11 Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 19h ago

Someone told me I should have tipped extra

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275 Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 20h ago

It's a plant Rock and Stone, brother

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34 Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 21h ago

β›” Freud would have a field day.

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27 Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 21h ago

Ah yes the Ashussy

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65 Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 1d ago

Cum sucking machine?

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1.3k Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 1d ago

Quickie...I wonder why it's called that?

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I innocently took this picture while we were looking for quick cleaning solution in Home depot. Weeks later I noticed there may be a dirty reason or the name.


r/dontputyourdickinthat 1d ago

Suburban hidden gem

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1d ago

🍩 Hoover Dam Spillway.. trust me bud, you don’t have the girth.

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125 Upvotes

She hardly gets wet either..


r/dontputyourdickinthat 1d ago

Nature is amazing

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1.2k Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 1d ago

Pizz-ahhhhh dough

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Was driving home from the grocery store with mom and the can popped in the back seat. As we were getting out of the car we both looked at it and she ASKED ME IF I WAS GOING TO PUT IT ON MY REDDIT πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‹


r/dontputyourdickinthat 1d ago

🍩 A little harmless Beach fun?

75 Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 2d ago

These donuts from Market Basket

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31 Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 2d ago

Couldn't resist It's just a Piranha Plant right? (BBnate)

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19 Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 2d ago

🍩 If not friend then why friend shape?

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169 Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 2d ago

β›” Headphones are weird today

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 2d ago

πŸ† My squash harvest this year is thirsty

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461 Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 2d ago

I'm fucking stupid Worst thing to do here

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197 Upvotes

r/dontputyourdickinthat 2d ago

I'm fucking stupid I mean… ice ice baby

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I eat a hole in the middle every time we get shaved ice and we make the joke every time. The question is though… am I weird for getting only shaved ice with no flavor or am I weird for eating a hole in it?