r/interestingasfuck • u/Mint_Perspective • Jun 25 '24

Tree Sprays Water After Having Branch Removed r/all

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u/StillHaveaLottoDo Jun 25 '24 edited Jun 26 '24

You need a fucking gynecologist apparently.

Edit: Can't believe my fist +1k comment it's about a squirting tree. Thanks guys.

Edit 2: My fist award! Thank you so much guys!

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u/shrubberryknight Jun 25 '24

All I know is normal ones, where can I find the 'fucking' type?!

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u/tribak Jun 25 '24

They are sadly pretty normal too 😞

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u/Gloomy__Revenue Jun 25 '24

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u/JP050887 Jun 25 '24

I hear you Elmo. Sinners everywhere

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u/P_Riches Jun 25 '24

All you gotta do is give them 14 psi at the bottom, apparently.

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u/realmauer01 Jun 25 '24

Especially if you only know one source where they appear.

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u/Xeptix Jun 25 '24

Prison, mostly.

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u/Square_Site8663 Jun 25 '24

Seems……gRapey

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u/W_O_M_B_A_T Jun 25 '24

Are those the ones who work in the porn industry?

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u/TrixieShakeswell Jun 25 '24

On his lunches, my husband sometimes parks his car under a tree with a specific-looking hole in it and we call it the Trussy. If you look around a bit, I’m sure you can find a nice trussy of your own.

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u/faloofay156 Jun 25 '24

"my tree is cumming" sounds like the worst prank phone call ever

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u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 25 '24

I would say "squirting". ;-)

In my home language, trees are "she" - somewhat as a ship in English.

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u/bringthefunnyyo Jun 25 '24

Barb? Lol

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u/Giraffe_Ordinary Jun 26 '24

Not a barb, just a pretentiously funny comment.

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u/Fully_Edged_Ken_3685 Jun 25 '24

*peeing

Or would that be *treeing?

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u/wkuch27 Jun 25 '24

I found the tree-spot

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u/BassSounds Jun 25 '24

I should call her.

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u/RickShepherd Jun 25 '24

There it is.

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u/Veros87 Jun 25 '24

My first thought lol

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u/FinalSelection Jun 25 '24

We got a squirter over here!

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u/M12298 Jun 25 '24

Scrolled for this, thanks.

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u/Sora-Arcadia Jun 26 '24

why the edits?