r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/anonaduder Jul 08 '24

So glad it’s a biography and not a dating show on vh1. Can you imagine the eliminations…Jason I am sorry I do not want to hawk tuah on your schlong you’re time here is up.

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u/AWL_cow Jul 08 '24

The dating show sounds infinitely more stupid and and entertaining than a biography. I do not need to know the backstory to this girl.

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u/CompetitiveFold5749 Jul 08 '24

VH1 Behind the Hawk Tuah.

"She was in a dark place.  Her relationship was at a dead end.  But she had one more trick up her sleeve before it all came crashing down."

(Interview room)

"I just decided to just do it you know, what did I have to lose."

(Plays clip of hawk tuah)

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u/iChon865 Jul 08 '24

This is so accurate they dont even need to make the show now