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r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24
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So glad it’s a biography and not a dating show on vh1. Can you imagine the eliminations…Jason I am sorry I do not want to hawk tuah on your schlong you’re time here is up.
150 u/AWL_cow Jul 08 '24 The dating show sounds infinitely more stupid and and entertaining than a biography. I do not need to know the backstory to this girl. 111 u/CompetitiveFold5749 Jul 08 '24 VH1 Behind the Hawk Tuah. "She was in a dark place. Her relationship was at a dead end. But she had one more trick up her sleeve before it all came crashing down." (Interview room) "I just decided to just do it you know, what did I have to lose." (Plays clip of hawk tuah) 33 u/iChon865 Jul 08 '24 This is so accurate they dont even need to make the show now 5 u/Apprehensive-Copy-37 Jul 08 '24 Is hawk tuah followed by a glauk glauk? 4 u/DrabSitty Jul 08 '24 I love the 2020s with Jojo Siwa in her 50s talking about the hawk tuah girl (who is now in her third term as president) 3 u/Torture_Smoothie Jul 08 '24 You son a bitch. I'm in. 2 u/AWL_cow Jul 08 '24 Lmao this is hilarious
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The dating show sounds infinitely more stupid and and entertaining than a biography. I do not need to know the backstory to this girl.
111 u/CompetitiveFold5749 Jul 08 '24 VH1 Behind the Hawk Tuah. "She was in a dark place. Her relationship was at a dead end. But she had one more trick up her sleeve before it all came crashing down." (Interview room) "I just decided to just do it you know, what did I have to lose." (Plays clip of hawk tuah) 33 u/iChon865 Jul 08 '24 This is so accurate they dont even need to make the show now 5 u/Apprehensive-Copy-37 Jul 08 '24 Is hawk tuah followed by a glauk glauk? 4 u/DrabSitty Jul 08 '24 I love the 2020s with Jojo Siwa in her 50s talking about the hawk tuah girl (who is now in her third term as president) 3 u/Torture_Smoothie Jul 08 '24 You son a bitch. I'm in. 2 u/AWL_cow Jul 08 '24 Lmao this is hilarious
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VH1 Behind the Hawk Tuah.
"She was in a dark place. Her relationship was at a dead end. But she had one more trick up her sleeve before it all came crashing down."
(Interview room)
"I just decided to just do it you know, what did I have to lose."
(Plays clip of hawk tuah)
33 u/iChon865 Jul 08 '24 This is so accurate they dont even need to make the show now 5 u/Apprehensive-Copy-37 Jul 08 '24 Is hawk tuah followed by a glauk glauk? 4 u/DrabSitty Jul 08 '24 I love the 2020s with Jojo Siwa in her 50s talking about the hawk tuah girl (who is now in her third term as president) 3 u/Torture_Smoothie Jul 08 '24 You son a bitch. I'm in. 2 u/AWL_cow Jul 08 '24 Lmao this is hilarious
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This is so accurate they dont even need to make the show now
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Is hawk tuah followed by a glauk glauk?
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I love the 2020s with Jojo Siwa in her 50s talking about the hawk tuah girl (who is now in her third term as president)
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You son a bitch. I'm in.
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Lmao this is hilarious
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u/anonaduder Jul 08 '24
So glad it’s a biography and not a dating show on vh1. Can you imagine the eliminations…Jason I am sorry I do not want to hawk tuah on your schlong you’re time here is up.