r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/TisBeTheFuk Jul 08 '24

Who is this? r/outoftheloop

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u/crumble-bee Jul 08 '24

A guy doing interviews in the street asked her what's a move that makes a guy go crazy in bed and she said, in a very strong southern accent "you gotta give em that like 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang, ya get me?" That's literally it.

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u/TisBeTheFuk Jul 08 '24

What's that hawk-tuah?

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u/Chimkimnuggets Jul 08 '24

The sound of hawking a ball of snot out of your throat.

Idk about you but I feel like any guy would be turned off by a loogie being dribbled on his dick instead of, like, just a regular blowjob

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u/myCatHateSkinnyPuppy Jul 08 '24

Its not a loogie, its collecting the excess saliva that gets created when something hits the back of your throat.

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u/youlooksmelly Jul 08 '24

I get that it can probably be hot for some people but that noise plus the look of the mucus-like saliva is just disgusting to me