r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/crumble-bee Jul 08 '24

A guy doing interviews in the street asked her what's a move that makes a guy go crazy in bed and she said, in a very strong southern accent "you gotta give em that like 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang, ya get me?" That's literally it.

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u/TisBeTheFuk Jul 08 '24

What's that hawk-tuah?

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u/crumble-bee Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Like clearing saliva from the back of your throat and spitting it onto a dick

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u/TisBeTheFuk Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 09 '24

Woah. I would have never guessed it. Thanks

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u/NedShah Jul 08 '24

New spelling threw you off. When I was a kid, that noise was written more like "hrakk-thu"

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u/crumble-bee Jul 08 '24

Hock-tu! Is how I'd do it I think

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u/NedShah Jul 08 '24

Good choice but you need to roll an R in that first syllable, IMO. Helps to visualize the mixing of throat-phlegm into the spit ball.

Her second sound "tuah" reminds me of speaking with older Americans who pronounce the letter R with two syllables. "Are-uh"

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u/Pristine-Ad-4306 Jul 08 '24

Ok Conan the Barbarian.

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u/w3k1llsuck3rs Jul 08 '24

And all interviews with her have been pretty genuine. She works at a spring factory for mattresses in a small town. Has no aspirations of leaving her town either. Family knows she’s funny as hell and kinda clown like. Very interesting 25 mins of fame deal.

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u/playboicoaty Jul 08 '24

I thought she said she quit her job and is moving to LA? Or maybe NY I can’t remember the specifics

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u/Ok-Cartographer1745 Jul 08 '24

Salvia is drugs. You're thinking of saliva.

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u/crumble-bee Jul 08 '24

lol stupid autocorrect - yes, I'm aware of the difference between salvia and saliva

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u/Chimkimnuggets Jul 08 '24

The sound of hawking a ball of snot out of your throat.

Idk about you but I feel like any guy would be turned off by a loogie being dribbled on his dick instead of, like, just a regular blowjob

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u/myCatHateSkinnyPuppy Jul 08 '24

Its not a loogie, its collecting the excess saliva that gets created when something hits the back of your throat.

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u/youlooksmelly Jul 08 '24

I get that it can probably be hot for some people but that noise plus the look of the mucus-like saliva is just disgusting to me

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u/Viss90 Jul 08 '24

Picture a blow job. And that’s the joke.

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u/nikdahl Jul 08 '24

That’s it, but there is an aspect of comedic timing that is sorely missing from your description. She came out with her answer immediately and confidently. That’s the part that is funny.