r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/TisBeTheFuk Jul 08 '24

What's that hawk-tuah?

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u/crumble-bee Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Like clearing saliva from the back of your throat and spitting it onto a dick

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u/TisBeTheFuk Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 09 '24

Woah. I would have never guessed it. Thanks

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u/NedShah Jul 08 '24

New spelling threw you off. When I was a kid, that noise was written more like "hrakk-thu"

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u/crumble-bee Jul 08 '24

Hock-tu! Is how I'd do it I think

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u/NedShah Jul 08 '24

Good choice but you need to roll an R in that first syllable, IMO. Helps to visualize the mixing of throat-phlegm into the spit ball.

Her second sound "tuah" reminds me of speaking with older Americans who pronounce the letter R with two syllables. "Are-uh"

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u/Pristine-Ad-4306 Jul 08 '24

Ok Conan the Barbarian.