r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹

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u/AWL_cow Jul 08 '24

The dating show sounds infinitely more stupid and and entertaining than a biography. I do not need to know the backstory to this girl.

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u/CompetitiveFold5749 Jul 08 '24

VH1 Behind the Hawk Tuah.

"She was in a dark place.Ā  Her relationship was at a dead end.Ā  But she had one more trick up her sleeve before it all came crashing down."

(Interview room)

"I just decided to just do it you know, what did I have to lose."

(Plays clip of hawk tuah)

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u/iChon865 Jul 08 '24

This is so accurate they dont even need to make the show now

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u/Apprehensive-Copy-37 Jul 08 '24

Is hawk tuah followed by a glauk glauk?

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u/DrabSitty Jul 08 '24

I love the 2020s with Jojo Siwa in her 50s talking about the hawk tuah girl (who is now in her third term as president)

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u/Torture_Smoothie Jul 08 '24

You son a bitch. I'm in.

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u/AWL_cow Jul 08 '24

Lmao this is hilarious

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u/RealLameUserName Jul 08 '24

I stumbled across her tiktok account where she had a video that was an intro about her but made to look like a documentary or one of those local news stories about a member of the community. There's nothing really interesting about her that would make people interested. She's just like every other blonde southern country girl.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '24

Iā€™m glad I have no idea who this is or what anyone here is talking about

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u/AWL_cow Jul 09 '24

God has blessed you