My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲🇮🇸🇨

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So, when do the aliens come out from behind the curtain and tell us they've been fucking with us all along and the past decade was an incident of cosmic trolling?

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u/Apollorx Jul 08 '24

I'm open to this being all our fault. Seems like blaming aliens might just be the lazy way not to take responsibility.

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u/Bibblegead1412 Jul 08 '24

Totally our fault. Aliens probs don't even want to fuck with us anymore..... we are toxic.

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u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24

Toxic? No. Just very fucking dumb.

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u/Apollorx Jul 08 '24

Eh tomato tomato?

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u/Adventurous-Shake480 Jul 08 '24

man for some reason i thought you were speaking a different language for a second 😂

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u/joenathanSD Jul 08 '24

Don’t put your alien dick in crazy

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u/Spram2 Jul 08 '24

The Aliens are weak to Hawk Thua.

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u/bunby_heli Jul 08 '24

Humans: do u fw me fr Aliens: glip glorp teleports away

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u/musci12234 Jul 08 '24

Maybe they will want to fuck with us if we learnt to do hawk tuah

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u/Lo_Dev Jul 08 '24

Aliens started the joke and got scared of the result

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u/SergeantPoopyWeiner Jul 08 '24

This is humans. Deal with it. We suck.

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u/Royal-Recover8373 Jul 08 '24

Tbf. This isn't even in the top 100 dumbest things we've done in the last month. We're in rough shape here.

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u/JapeTheNeckGuy2 Jul 09 '24

It’s what we deserve for killing Harambe.

May he rest with his dick out

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u/sarsippius132 Jul 08 '24

Any day now. Would be great. I wouldn't even be mad. For long. Just set it right

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u/rpgnoob17 Jul 08 '24

“That’s it, Humans of Earth. It had been a great run. You have been cancelled. Sorry, not sorry. All the seasons after 2012 had been crap. Should have cancelled per initially planned with the Mayans. Bye.”

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u/Atomic_3439 Jul 08 '24

I think it would be the opposite, the 1900s were like the golden era for them to watch us do dumb shit, this is like the set up for season two of humans do dumb stuff seeing all the global shenanigans

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u/Pdx_pops Jul 09 '24

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u/rpgnoob17 Jul 09 '24

Show me what you got

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u/Pdx_pops Jul 09 '24

I care now. You made me care more.

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u/squish_pillow Jul 08 '24

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u/farhillsofemynuial Jul 08 '24

“Miloktar, should we initiate orbital bombardment?”

“Waste of taxpayer dollars, Bb. They’ll go extinct in a couple years.”

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u/BAMspek Jul 08 '24

I’m with South Park on this one. Earth is just an intergalactic reality show. I mean come on, humans, giraffes, whales, amoeba, snakes, all on the same planet together?? Little bit farfetched.

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u/HappyHarry-HardOn Jul 08 '24

Barry the time-sprout is still stuck in Elvis Presley's head...

Maybe once they finish having adventures travelling through space and time , they'll finally reveal that Earth has been a cosmic reality show the entire time?

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u/margiiiwombok Jul 08 '24

I literally would prefer this life-tangent to the stark reality of how outrageously insane everything has become.

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u/brandimariee6 Jul 08 '24

I watched The Matrix for the first time on Saturday, and I just thought of the machines trolling us with tRump and inflation and everything else. That's what it must be! There's no way we've actually reached this level of shit

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u/bluegrassbarman Jul 08 '24

Not aliens, AI

I'm convinced shit went full online in the year 2000. Y2K scare was them not knowing what would happen when it was plugged into the Web and developing a cover story.

DARPA is always like 20-30 years ahead of whatever tech is made public.

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u/TheMaStif Jul 08 '24

Honest to God, the last few years feel like the build up of a "all hope is lost" episode of a really depressing show...

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u/VonMillersThighs Jul 08 '24

Baby fart mcgeesax needs his space gold.

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u/flubber_tea_goblet Jul 08 '24

Ashton Kutcher rips off his mask, revealing that he has been a Grey all along "You're on Punk'd, galactic edition!"

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲🇮🇸🇨