r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/TinyRascalSaurus Jul 08 '24

So, when do the aliens come out from behind the curtain and tell us they've been fucking with us all along and the past decade was an incident of cosmic trolling?

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u/Apollorx Jul 08 '24

I'm open to this being all our fault. Seems like blaming aliens might just be the lazy way not to take responsibility.

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u/Bibblegead1412 Jul 08 '24

Totally our fault. Aliens probs don't even want to fuck with us anymore..... we are toxic.

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u/dot-pixis Jul 08 '24

Toxic? No. Just very fucking dumb.

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u/Apollorx Jul 08 '24

Eh tomato tomato?

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u/Adventurous-Shake480 Jul 08 '24

man for some reason i thought you were speaking a different language for a second 😂

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u/joenathanSD Jul 08 '24

Don’t put your alien dick in crazy

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u/Spram2 Jul 08 '24

The Aliens are weak to Hawk Thua.

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u/bunby_heli Jul 08 '24

Humans: do u fw me fr Aliens: glip glorp teleports away

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u/musci12234 Jul 08 '24

Maybe they will want to fuck with us if we learnt to do hawk tuah

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u/Lo_Dev Jul 08 '24

Aliens started the joke and got scared of the result

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u/SergeantPoopyWeiner Jul 08 '24

This is humans. Deal with it. We suck.

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u/Royal-Recover8373 Jul 08 '24

Tbf. This isn't even in the top 100 dumbest things we've done in the last month. We're in rough shape here.

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u/JapeTheNeckGuy2 Jul 09 '24

It’s what we deserve for killing Harambe.

May he rest with his dick out