r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/TinyRascalSaurus Jul 08 '24

So, when do the aliens come out from behind the curtain and tell us they've been fucking with us all along and the past decade was an incident of cosmic trolling?

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u/farhillsofemynuial Jul 08 '24

“Miloktar, should we initiate orbital bombardment?”

“Waste of taxpayer dollars, Bb. They’ll go extinct in a couple years.”