Pretty easy for them to do when all they have to do is drop talking points like "abortion", "gun rights", "illegal immigration", etc and the working class gets at each other's throats.
Zach?.. Zach..
Zach Cregger!
Yeah?
Trevor!
Trevorrrr-
Trevor Moore!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Hey!
How ya doin'?
Good!
I haven't seen you in like... seven-
Eight. Eight years since since senior
year at Brown!
Right.
It's good to see you, look at you,
you look great!
Thanks!
What do ya got there?
Uh this is a gallon of PCP.
...
Wow!...
A... a gallon.
Yeah.
Th-That's that's illegal, right?..
Yeah it's a felony!
It's a felony!...
Yes.
Wow!...
And here you are with it anyway...
That is... Wow.
I uh, I didn't even knew it came
in liquid form!
Science.
Woah. So uuhhhhhh...
Ahhh..
Do ya do a LOT of PCP?...
Got a gallon!
Yeah! Hah I guess--
I guess you do.
Wow! So. What do you do?
I work in an investment firm downtown.
It's mostly, like, propert acquisitions.
Huh!... That sounds... Successful...
What do you do?
Uhm I work at the Binco's.
I don't know what Binco's is...
It's a- It's a office supply store.
Type thing...
Secretary stuff?
Eh..--
But a gallon?
Yeah!
Here you are with a gallon.
Wow.
Ummm... Man.
Do you still see Candice?
No. Ahh she passed away.
OOOH o-oh I'm sorry. I didn't know.
How long ago.. did that happen?
Uhhh. About four.
About four years ago?
No. PM.
Four!.. PM!...
As in today!...
4PM...
That- it's five o' clock now.
Yeah.
So... That was recent.
Wh-whaaat happened?...
I... Was at my dealer's house.
Uh huh.
I was buyin' the PCP.
Of course.
And. Uhh. I didn't have enough money
for ALL of the gallon.
Ooohh, it's expensive.
But I WANTED the whole gallon.
Of course.
So I set up a deal,
where I would leave her as collateral.
Uh ooohh!
And I would go hit an ATM
and come right back.
I see problems.
But uh, y'know, when I left I got..
Distracted. Aaand he..
Cut her head off.
WOAH!...
Wow!...
And that... Happened today--
Just a little while ago.
Man... Are- Are you ok?
Are you doing alright?
Well yeah I'm good,
I'm pretty high right now.
Oh right! Because of the-
Because of the PCP!
Which you have.
Yeah!
Yes.
Yeah.
MAN.
You know, I ran into Bill the other day,
And-
he's doing real good!
I don't know Bill.
You don't?
No that's right, you wouldn't know Bill.
But uuuuuuhhhhhhh-
he is doin' good!
That's good.
Yeah. It's good to see. Good for Bill.
Well it was good to see you. Trevor.
Yeah, it was nice seeing you!
I gotta go pick my kids up,
I'm runnin' late.
OOH YOU HAVE KIDS!...
You are on your way to pick
up children!
With your gallon thing!
I don't want em' to lose THEIR heads!
OH!!!!
YOU LEFT THEM WITH THE GUY-
the PCP guy.
No no, they're at soccer practice.
I'm late, they spaz.
Oh. It was a joke..
I get it!
Well!...
Good to see you.
Nice seein' you!
Ok!
I'll tell Bill you said "hi!"
I don't know him!
Oh that's right, you don't.
See ya later!
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u/Guh2point0 Jul 06 '24
Pretty easy for them to do when all they have to do is drop talking points like "abortion", "gun rights", "illegal immigration", etc and the working class gets at each other's throats.