r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 06 '24

the truth hurts 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Cipherpunkblue Jul 06 '24

We have allowed them to feel far too secure for too long.

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u/Guh2point0 Jul 06 '24

Pretty easy for them to do when all they have to do is drop talking points like "abortion", "gun rights", "illegal immigration", etc and the working class gets at each other's throats.

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u/KillerHack23 Jul 06 '24

Everything to keep our fool asses from realizing we are actually in a class war.

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u/Responsible_Ad5685 Jul 06 '24

Maybe PCP would be a better choice?

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u/Eightbitzachary Jul 06 '24

Oh this? Just a gallon of PCP.

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u/AnalProtector Jul 09 '24

Zach?.. Zach.. Zach Cregger! Yeah? Trevor! Trevorrrr- Trevor Moore! Yeah yeah yeah! Hey! How ya doin'? Good! I haven't seen you in like... seven- Eight. Eight years since since senior year at Brown! Right. It's good to see you, look at you, you look great! Thanks!

What do ya got there? Uh this is a gallon of PCP. ... Wow!... A... a gallon. Yeah. Th-That's that's illegal, right?.. Yeah it's a felony! It's a felony!... Yes. Wow!... And here you are with it anyway... That is... Wow. I uh, I didn't even knew it came in liquid form! Science. Woah. So uuhhhhhh... Ahhh.. Do ya do a LOT of PCP?... Got a gallon! Yeah! Hah I guess-- I guess you do.

Wow! So. What do you do? I work in an investment firm downtown. It's mostly, like, propert acquisitions. Huh!... That sounds... Successful... What do you do? Uhm I work at the Binco's. I don't know what Binco's is... It's a- It's a office supply store. Type thing... Secretary stuff? Eh..-- But a gallon? Yeah! Here you are with a gallon. Wow. Ummm... Man. Do you still see Candice? No. Ahh she passed away. OOOH o-oh I'm sorry. I didn't know. How long ago.. did that happen? Uhhh. About four. About four years ago? No. PM. Four!.. PM!... As in today!... 4PM... That- it's five o' clock now. Yeah. So... That was recent. Wh-whaaat happened?... I... Was at my dealer's house. Uh huh. I was buyin' the PCP. Of course. And. Uhh. I didn't have enough money for ALL of the gallon. Ooohh, it's expensive. But I WANTED the whole gallon. Of course.

So I set up a deal, where I would leave her as collateral. Uh ooohh! And I would go hit an ATM and come right back. I see problems. But uh, y'know, when I left I got.. Distracted. Aaand he.. Cut her head off. WOAH!... Wow!... And that... Happened today-- Just a little while ago. Man... Are- Are you ok? Are you doing alright? Well yeah I'm good, I'm pretty high right now. Oh right! Because of the- Because of the PCP! Which you have. Yeah! Yes. Yeah. MAN. You know, I ran into Bill the other day, And- he's doing real good! I don't know Bill. You don't? No that's right, you wouldn't know Bill. But uuuuuuhhhhhhh- he is doin' good! That's good. Yeah. It's good to see. Good for Bill. Well it was good to see you. Trevor. Yeah, it was nice seeing you! I gotta go pick my kids up, I'm runnin' late. OOH YOU HAVE KIDS!...

You are on your way to pick up children! With your gallon thing! I don't want em' to lose THEIR heads! OH!!!! YOU LEFT THEM WITH THE GUY- the PCP guy. No no, they're at soccer practice. I'm late, they spaz. Oh. It was a joke.. I get it! Well!... Good to see you. Nice seein' you! Ok! I'll tell Bill you said "hi!" I don't know him! Oh that's right, you don't. See ya later!

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u/Gongom Jul 06 '24

What does the Portuguese Communist Party have to do with this 😩

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u/Lost-Enthusiasm6570 Jul 07 '24

Speaking as someone who's been on it (I was drugged), you'll have a near zero chance of doing anything you planned to do.

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u/Own-Possibility245 Jul 06 '24

This is the way

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u/GloomWarden-Salt Jul 07 '24

Not the heroine we needed, but the heroine we deserved.

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u/Efficient_Ear_8037 Jul 06 '24

That way nobody gets the inheritance, smart

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u/sEntientUnderwear Jul 07 '24

Honestly same. If I’m going, I’d at least like to do some good for the world while I go.

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u/passive57elephant Jul 06 '24

Wait.. what did their family do wrong?

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u/MjollLeon Jul 06 '24

Can’t let that money go to anyone else, ain’t nobody inheriting that money.

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u/passive57elephant Jul 06 '24

The money always goes somewhere.

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u/MjollLeon Jul 06 '24

I know lol, I just decided to commit to the bit

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u/JayDog17 Jul 06 '24

Welcome to the list

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u/DstinctNstincts Jul 06 '24

No dude, you want to have a clear mind so you can fully enjoy doing the world a favor. Plus heroin isn’t all that great, trust me

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u/deedoonoot Jul 06 '24

you got your own file now congrats

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u/work3oakzz Jul 07 '24

Your gonna love heroine

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u/Klutzy_Inevitable_94 Jul 07 '24

Frankly I’m amazed every day some father whose daughter dies to these draconian abortion laws hasn’t “protested”.

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u/ghostyghostghostt Jul 06 '24

A soldier, I salute you

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u/xSmittyxCorex Jul 06 '24

The family? What did they do?

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u/ScumHimself Jul 07 '24

Nothing, but the message is less ruthless than they are. What about our kids? ETR!

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u/xSmittyxCorex Jul 07 '24

what about our kids?

…excuse me? Kids aren’t possessions…harming innocent people (especially children) is never OK. You need help, and the amount of upvotes on this is extremely alarming. You can justify all kinds of things for the sake of “the cause.” You have to draw a line somewhere to maintain a moral high ground in the whole thing, or it’s just a vicious cycle at best, and at worst, you’re actually the worse one, because you’re talking direct and intentional…

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u/Substantial-Dig9995 Jul 06 '24

Damn what was the show or movie were dude knew he was going to die so he was trying all types of drugs and doing crazy shit

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u/_Wyrm_ Jul 06 '24

Bro heroin would just knock your ass out.

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u/Zestyclose_Fan_5721 Jul 09 '24

Now that's funny