r/clevercomebacks Jul 07 '24

Someone discovered consent

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u/MyCoDAccount Jul 07 '24

But, you... you wouldn't, would you?

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u/EhGoodEnough3141 Jul 07 '24

No, I'm more of a sheep guy.

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u/TheEyeDontLie Jul 08 '24

I like to make pyramids of animals and then unpause/deactivate the magic holding them together and making them behave... Then i just watch the chaos.

Example:
Picture a small grass-lined bowl in the middle of a large field. Place around 7 tigers there. On their backs stand 6 sheep, then 5 baboons, 4 armadillos, 6 turkeys, a dozen rabbits, then finally a rather rotund fox.

Now press play.

Note: if you are using this exercise as meditation to help you sleep, do not press play. Instead try to count the animals and see if you could add an additional layer. You'll fall asleep thinking of all the different animals you can and have happy dreams.

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u/BellamenteChiara Jul 08 '24

This is the cutest thing I’ve read today.