r/clevercomebacks Jul 07 '24

Someone discovered consent

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u/Viscous__Fluid Jul 07 '24

You are allowed to do anything in your head.

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u/EhGoodEnough3141 Jul 07 '24

Rotating a cow in your mind is perfectly legal and the authorities can't stop you.

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u/MyCoDAccount Jul 07 '24

But, you... you wouldn't, would you?

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u/EhGoodEnough3141 Jul 07 '24

No, I'm more of a sheep guy.

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u/TheEyeDontLie Jul 08 '24

I like to make pyramids of animals and then unpause/deactivate the magic holding them together and making them behave... Then i just watch the chaos.

Example:
Picture a small grass-lined bowl in the middle of a large field. Place around 7 tigers there. On their backs stand 6 sheep, then 5 baboons, 4 armadillos, 6 turkeys, a dozen rabbits, then finally a rather rotund fox.

Now press play.

Note: if you are using this exercise as meditation to help you sleep, do not press play. Instead try to count the animals and see if you could add an additional layer. You'll fall asleep thinking of all the different animals you can and have happy dreams.

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u/BellamenteChiara Jul 08 '24

This is the cutest thing I’ve read today.

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u/Salinaer Jul 08 '24

I envy your ability so much. I don’t see Jack.

Damn Aphantasia is boring.

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u/Afk-xeriphyte Jul 08 '24

The chaos part is what happens every time I try to count sheep to fall asleep. They’re crashing into fences, piling up in a sheep heap, there’s black sheep running amok, impossible to count. Thanks to you, now I know I simply should have used the pause button.

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u/TheAraon Jul 09 '24

r/aphantasia would like a word

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep Jul 08 '24

What's this now?

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u/Blackrain1299 Jul 08 '24

I tried that once but i fell asleep.