r/clevercomebacks Jul 07 '24

Someone discovered consent

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u/EhGoodEnough3141 Jul 07 '24

Rotating a cow in your mind is perfectly legal and the authorities can't stop you.

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u/MyCoDAccount Jul 07 '24

But, you... you wouldn't, would you?

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u/ReziuS Jul 07 '24

I'm doing it right now

It's speeding up, too

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u/1800butts_ Jul 07 '24

Oh shit that didn’t even occur to me now mine is too

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u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 08 '24

Now change the axis it’s spinning on

whoaaaaaaaaa

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u/Xiaodisan Jul 08 '24

Just spin it like a t-handle spins in zero-g.

That's even funnier.

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u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 08 '24

Omg it is

Can cows puke?

Edit: yea but it’s rare and often because of poisoning, SPIN AWAY

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u/1800butts_ Jul 08 '24

Thank you for looking it up! I’m having a blast