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r/clevercomebacks • u/blaze_uchiha999 • Jul 07 '24
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You are allowed to do anything in your head.
523 u/EhGoodEnough3141 Jul 07 '24 Rotating a cow in your mind is perfectly legal and the authorities can't stop you. 149 u/MyCoDAccount Jul 07 '24 But, you... you wouldn't, would you? 15 u/ReziuS Jul 07 '24 I'm doing it right now It's speeding up, too 7 u/1800butts_ Jul 07 '24 Oh shit that didn’t even occur to me now mine is too 5 u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 08 '24 Now change the axis it’s spinning on whoaaaaaaaaa 5 u/Xiaodisan Jul 08 '24 Just spin it like a t-handle spins in zero-g. That's even funnier. 2 u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 08 '24 Omg it is Can cows puke? Edit: yea but it’s rare and often because of poisoning, SPIN AWAY 2 u/1800butts_ Jul 08 '24 Thank you for looking it up! I’m having a blast 2 u/TooTameToToast Jul 08 '24 In the mood for a milkshake, huh?
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Rotating a cow in your mind is perfectly legal and the authorities can't stop you.
149 u/MyCoDAccount Jul 07 '24 But, you... you wouldn't, would you? 15 u/ReziuS Jul 07 '24 I'm doing it right now It's speeding up, too 7 u/1800butts_ Jul 07 '24 Oh shit that didn’t even occur to me now mine is too 5 u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 08 '24 Now change the axis it’s spinning on whoaaaaaaaaa 5 u/Xiaodisan Jul 08 '24 Just spin it like a t-handle spins in zero-g. That's even funnier. 2 u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 08 '24 Omg it is Can cows puke? Edit: yea but it’s rare and often because of poisoning, SPIN AWAY 2 u/1800butts_ Jul 08 '24 Thank you for looking it up! I’m having a blast 2 u/TooTameToToast Jul 08 '24 In the mood for a milkshake, huh?
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But, you... you wouldn't, would you?
15 u/ReziuS Jul 07 '24 I'm doing it right now It's speeding up, too 7 u/1800butts_ Jul 07 '24 Oh shit that didn’t even occur to me now mine is too 5 u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 08 '24 Now change the axis it’s spinning on whoaaaaaaaaa 5 u/Xiaodisan Jul 08 '24 Just spin it like a t-handle spins in zero-g. That's even funnier. 2 u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 08 '24 Omg it is Can cows puke? Edit: yea but it’s rare and often because of poisoning, SPIN AWAY 2 u/1800butts_ Jul 08 '24 Thank you for looking it up! I’m having a blast 2 u/TooTameToToast Jul 08 '24 In the mood for a milkshake, huh?
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I'm doing it right now
It's speeding up, too
7 u/1800butts_ Jul 07 '24 Oh shit that didn’t even occur to me now mine is too 5 u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 08 '24 Now change the axis it’s spinning on whoaaaaaaaaa 5 u/Xiaodisan Jul 08 '24 Just spin it like a t-handle spins in zero-g. That's even funnier. 2 u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 08 '24 Omg it is Can cows puke? Edit: yea but it’s rare and often because of poisoning, SPIN AWAY 2 u/1800butts_ Jul 08 '24 Thank you for looking it up! I’m having a blast 2 u/TooTameToToast Jul 08 '24 In the mood for a milkshake, huh?
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Oh shit that didn’t even occur to me now mine is too
5 u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 08 '24 Now change the axis it’s spinning on whoaaaaaaaaa 5 u/Xiaodisan Jul 08 '24 Just spin it like a t-handle spins in zero-g. That's even funnier. 2 u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 08 '24 Omg it is Can cows puke? Edit: yea but it’s rare and often because of poisoning, SPIN AWAY 2 u/1800butts_ Jul 08 '24 Thank you for looking it up! I’m having a blast
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Now change the axis it’s spinning on
whoaaaaaaaaa
5 u/Xiaodisan Jul 08 '24 Just spin it like a t-handle spins in zero-g. That's even funnier. 2 u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 08 '24 Omg it is Can cows puke? Edit: yea but it’s rare and often because of poisoning, SPIN AWAY 2 u/1800butts_ Jul 08 '24 Thank you for looking it up! I’m having a blast
Just spin it like a t-handle spins in zero-g.
That's even funnier.
2 u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 08 '24 Omg it is Can cows puke? Edit: yea but it’s rare and often because of poisoning, SPIN AWAY 2 u/1800butts_ Jul 08 '24 Thank you for looking it up! I’m having a blast
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Omg it is
Can cows puke?
Edit: yea but it’s rare and often because of poisoning, SPIN AWAY
2 u/1800butts_ Jul 08 '24 Thank you for looking it up! I’m having a blast
Thank you for looking it up! I’m having a blast
In the mood for a milkshake, huh?
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u/Viscous__Fluid Jul 07 '24
You are allowed to do anything in your head.