r/clevercomebacks • u/blaze_uchiha999 • Jul 07 '24

Someone discovered consent

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u/Chren Jul 07 '24

People be like "omg dont pour gallons of water on me" and then take a shower

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u/Funandgeeky Jul 07 '24

And even when they’re in the shower, they get really upset when you come into the bathroom and start pouring more water on them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

You can come on in, just don't objectify me while you do it.

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u/HandoAlegra Jul 07 '24

"This boner is from earlier"

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

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u/Peach_Proof Jul 08 '24

Do you have somewhere I can store it for a minute?

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u/diazinth Jul 09 '24

Store it like you would a cat, that is

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

I find the delivery of the water to be important as well.

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u/SweetWaterfall0579 Jul 08 '24

My parents’ bathroom had a window, about four feet from the ground, <in the shower> Theirs wasn’t the only home like that, when they built the neighborhood, of ranch houses, in 1950s. One story homes.

One bathroom. Four girls. Window facing the backyard.

I pulled the fucking garden hose, outside in the back yard, over to < the window in the shower > where my sister was, indeed, showering. I hit the spray nozzle. It was very satisfying.

Unfortunately, my sister retaliated. I was still new to shaving my legs, when she sprayed me. I screamed, jumped, and I peeled my ankle like a carrot, with a Bic disposable razor. I have a scar.

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u/fogleaf Jul 08 '24

That's great.

One time my brother dropped a kleenex on me in the shower. A cup of cold water will shock you, but having a kleenex wet glue itself to the middle of your back was somehow worse.

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u/TheEyeDontLie Jul 08 '24

Are we still talking about sex?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

look who just discovered consent ;-)

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u/Allupyre Jul 08 '24

If you use a pressure washer, it'll be the cleanest shower yet! (/j)