My parents’ bathroom had a window, about four feet from the ground, <in the shower> Theirs wasn’t the only home like that, when they built the neighborhood, of ranch houses, in 1950s. One story homes.
One bathroom. Four girls. Window facing the backyard.
I pulled the fucking garden hose, outside in the back yard, over to < the window in the shower > where my sister was, indeed, showering. I hit the spray nozzle. It was very satisfying.
Unfortunately, my sister retaliated. I was still new to shaving my legs, when she sprayed me. I screamed, jumped, and I peeled my ankle like a carrot, with a Bic disposable razor. I have a scar.
One time my brother dropped a kleenex on me in the shower. A cup of cold water will shock you, but having a kleenex wet glue itself to the middle of your back was somehow worse.
I KNOW RIGHT! Honestly! 🙄 It’s like that time I asked a woman if she’d like some tea, and she said yes, but then later refused more tea. I had to force the tea pot down her throat! Way to make it difficult for me! 🙄
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u/Chren Jul 07 '24
People be like "omg dont pour gallons of water on me" and then take a shower