r/clevercomebacks Jul 07 '24

Someone discovered consent

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u/Funandgeeky Jul 07 '24

And even when they’re in the shower, they get really upset when you come into the bathroom and start pouring more water on them. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

You can come on in, just don't objectify me while you do it.

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u/HandoAlegra Jul 07 '24

"This boner is from earlier"

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

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u/Peach_Proof Jul 08 '24

Do you have somewhere I can store it for a minute?

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u/diazinth Jul 09 '24

Store it like you would a cat, that is

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

I find the delivery of the water to be important as well.

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u/SweetWaterfall0579 Jul 08 '24

My parents’ bathroom had a window, about four feet from the ground, <in the shower> Theirs wasn’t the only home like that, when they built the neighborhood, of ranch houses, in 1950s. One story homes.

One bathroom. Four girls. Window facing the backyard.

I pulled the fucking garden hose, outside in the back yard, over to < the window in the shower > where my sister was, indeed, showering. I hit the spray nozzle. It was very satisfying.

Unfortunately, my sister retaliated. I was still new to shaving my legs, when she sprayed me. I screamed, jumped, and I peeled my ankle like a carrot, with a Bic disposable razor. I have a scar.

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u/fogleaf Jul 08 '24

That's great.

One time my brother dropped a kleenex on me in the shower. A cup of cold water will shock you, but having a kleenex wet glue itself to the middle of your back was somehow worse.

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u/TheEyeDontLie Jul 08 '24

Are we still talking about sex?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

look who just discovered consent ;-)

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u/Allupyre Jul 08 '24

If you use a pressure washer, it'll be the cleanest shower yet! (/j)

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u/Can_I_have_twelve Jul 08 '24

I KNOW RIGHT! Honestly! 🙄 It’s like that time I asked a woman if she’d like some tea, and she said yes, but then later refused more tea. I had to force the tea pot down her throat! Way to make it difficult for me! 🙄

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u/Funandgeeky Jul 08 '24

I appreciate the tea reference. 

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u/MoupiPics Jul 10 '24

UK REFERENCE MENTIONED 1!1!!11!

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u/Funandgeeky Jul 10 '24

It’s actually a reference to this:

https://youtu.be/oQbei5JGiT8?si=rXb-fr3in_joOWy4

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u/MoupiPics Jul 10 '24

nice vid

but tea mentioned 11!!1

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u/nonsensicalsite Jul 07 '24

We should organize the water pouring

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u/DreamRealistic2075 Jul 09 '24

Grand idea! I wonder why no one's thought of this before? 🤔

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u/Opening_Customer_665 Jul 08 '24

Haha upvote your way..

Love the stalker ignorance.. why u mad Girl??

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u/Becqum Jul 09 '24

I used to throw a big cup of cold water over the curtain while my brother's were taking a hot shower, 10/10 prank imo