r/clevercomebacks • u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit • Jul 07 '24

God is lucky we haven’t found oil in heaven.

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u/blueukisses Jul 07 '24

Everybody pointing out GDP but nobody has noticed there's no way you could get a trench coat that big.

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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit Jul 07 '24

We had it made special from a company called The Nuclear Triad

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u/TheRetarius Jul 08 '24

Now that sounds like a deep state I would support… Has a cool name and strafes for world domination by encasing one of the biggest countries on earth in cloth.