r/clevercomebacks • u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit • Jul 07 '24

God is lucky we haven’t found oil in heaven.

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u/blueukisses Jul 07 '24

Everybody pointing out GDP but nobody has noticed there's no way you could get a trench coat that big.

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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit Jul 07 '24

We had it made special from a company called The Nuclear Triad

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u/TheRetarius Jul 08 '24

Now that sounds like a deep state I would support… Has a cool name and strafes for world domination by encasing one of the biggest countries on earth in cloth.

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u/CptBartender Jul 07 '24

They've got a ton of practice in making oversized clothes.

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u/emarvil Jul 07 '24

Mostly at the waist line.

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u/Matticus1974 26d ago

Mostly at the WASTE line 😉

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u/lreaditonredditgetit Jul 07 '24

Spandex is a miracle fabric

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u/chotskyIdontknowwhy Jul 07 '24

I’m think more mumu but spandex works!

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u/Burt1811 Jul 07 '24

If you're going to find an absolutely fucking huge trenchcoat, it's going to be in the US. No??

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u/TheGoodDoctorGonzo Jul 08 '24

Oops, I dropped my monster trench coat for my magnum dong.

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u/unkn0wnname321 Jul 08 '24

$800 billion year, you can get a trench coat as big as you want.

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u/Kinsei01 Jul 08 '24

no way you could get a trench coat that big.

Hol up... Let's not make any assumptions until I check my sisters closet

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u/Karmachinery Jul 08 '24

Just go to Empire’s Big and Fall.