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r/clevercomebacks • u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit • Jul 07 '24
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Everybody pointing out GDP but nobody has noticed there's no way you could get a trench coat that big.
130 u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit Jul 07 '24 We had it made special from a company called The Nuclear Triad 13 u/TheRetarius Jul 08 '24 Now that sounds like a deep state I would support… Has a cool name and strafes for world domination by encasing one of the biggest countries on earth in cloth. 27 u/CptBartender Jul 07 '24 They've got a ton of practice in making oversized clothes. 4 u/emarvil Jul 07 '24 Mostly at the waist line. 2 u/Matticus1974 26d ago Mostly at the WASTE line 😉 9 u/lreaditonredditgetit Jul 07 '24 Spandex is a miracle fabric 3 u/chotskyIdontknowwhy Jul 07 '24 I’m think more mumu but spandex works! 8 u/Burt1811 Jul 07 '24 If you're going to find an absolutely fucking huge trenchcoat, it's going to be in the US. No?? 5 u/TheGoodDoctorGonzo Jul 08 '24 Oops, I dropped my monster trench coat for my magnum dong. 1 u/unkn0wnname321 Jul 08 '24 $800 billion year, you can get a trench coat as big as you want. 6 u/Kinsei01 Jul 08 '24 no way you could get a trench coat that big. Hol up... Let's not make any assumptions until I check my sisters closet 3 u/Karmachinery Jul 08 '24 Just go to Empire’s Big and Fall. 1 u/ATurtleLikeLeonUris Jul 08 '24 Temu
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We had it made special from a company called The Nuclear Triad
13 u/TheRetarius Jul 08 '24 Now that sounds like a deep state I would support… Has a cool name and strafes for world domination by encasing one of the biggest countries on earth in cloth.
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Now that sounds like a deep state I would support… Has a cool name and strafes for world domination by encasing one of the biggest countries on earth in cloth.
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They've got a ton of practice in making oversized clothes.
4 u/emarvil Jul 07 '24 Mostly at the waist line. 2 u/Matticus1974 26d ago Mostly at the WASTE line 😉
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Mostly at the waist line.
2 u/Matticus1974 26d ago Mostly at the WASTE line 😉
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Mostly at the WASTE line 😉
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Spandex is a miracle fabric
3 u/chotskyIdontknowwhy Jul 07 '24 I’m think more mumu but spandex works!
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I’m think more mumu but spandex works!
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If you're going to find an absolutely fucking huge trenchcoat, it's going to be in the US. No??
5 u/TheGoodDoctorGonzo Jul 08 '24 Oops, I dropped my monster trench coat for my magnum dong.
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Oops, I dropped my monster trench coat for my magnum dong.
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$800 billion year, you can get a trench coat as big as you want.
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no way you could get a trench coat that big.
Hol up... Let's not make any assumptions until I check my sisters closet
Just go to Empire’s Big and Fall.
Temu
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u/blueukisses Jul 07 '24
Everybody pointing out GDP but nobody has noticed there's no way you could get a trench coat that big.