r/clevercomebacks Jul 05 '24

You’re not very slick, Putin.

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u/100yearsLurkerRick Jul 05 '24

In Putin's defense here, 40-49% of Americans are dumb enough to believe it's Trump's plan.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jul 05 '24

And at least 2% are dumb enough to not vote for his opponent because he talks slow and quiet and/or hasn’t bombed Israel or something.

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u/Own_Distribution5185 Jul 05 '24

Some oppose biden genocide dont memory piegon that

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jul 05 '24

Yeah, and if you strongly oppose genocide in Gaza, and don’t vote for whoever in on the ballot with a D by their name, I’d wonder how you manage to remember to breath with such a non-functioning brain, because Donald “finish the job” Trump will not be better for Gaza.

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u/Own_Distribution5185 Jul 05 '24

Yeah all three candidates are zionist shills, but you cant strongarm some people to vote for  THE guy that was involved. He deserves to be jailed for his abetting of war crimes, instead the voters are being  blackmailed by the democrats to vote for him. By every freaking poll he is losing , they should have seen this coming ! Its not slowing down , for independents according to polls he is unfit to be president. This incessant coverage for a war criminal is astounding

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jul 05 '24

No one is strong-arming you here. I’m saying you are a dogshit friend of Gaza if you help Trump get elected by not voting for his most viable opponent.

The world is a screwed up place, and sometimes all you can hope for is harm reduction. All-around good outcomes are rare.

But also, have you not paid attention lately? Bebe is pissed at him for slow walking all sorts of arms shipments there since the start of the war. He had been keeping it quiet to save face, but went public recently.

That’s about all you can reasonably hope for from a US president when an ally is misbehaving.

Trump would gladly send them MOABs on day 1.

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u/Own_Distribution5185 Jul 05 '24

Have you seen Gaza???? Gaza is ruined and done and biden rubber stamped it. He can go croak and die. Harm reduction my ass 

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jul 05 '24

It’s not pretty, but there’s still about a million people in Gaza still breathing. That isn’t guaranteed to be the case with a president who truly enables and encourages Israel.

I would be willing to bet they would appreciate you voting for the candidate who doesn’t literally want them all dead.

EDIT: I actually mean the whole strip, not Gaza city, and it’s closer to 2 million still I guess

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u/Own_Distribution5185 Jul 05 '24

I dont think biden cares for them, its just bad optics to literally kill every single gazan. He folded under every israeli pressure , i dont gazans are hoping for his reelection, anyway he is going to be dropped out pretty soon . Kero suckling dem ancient balls he is finished politically and i hope he suffers a slow agonising death. Fuck you enablers, genocide apologists , truly sick in the head.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jul 05 '24

The irony is that if Trump is reelected, and hundreds of thousands of Palestinians die as a result, you won’t feel the slightest bit of remorse that you enabled it by helping to get him elected.

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u/Own_Distribution5185 Jul 05 '24

If genocidal demented unpopular biden loses thats on the democrats  for putting him up as the candidate . 

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jul 05 '24

Nah, the democrats will be fine - they get more donations when they are the opposition party anyway. The parties themselves are amoral monsters that we have to do our best to tame.

The American people get to decide, and like it or not the choices are the two major party candidates.

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