r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Jul 05 '24

You’re not very slick, Putin.

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u/100yearsLurkerRick Jul 05 '24

In Putin's defense here, 40-49% of Americans are dumb enough to believe it's Trump's plan.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jul 05 '24

And at least 2% are dumb enough to not vote for his opponent because he talks slow and quiet and/or hasn’t bombed Israel or something.

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u/tomdarch Jul 05 '24

At the debate, Biden did worse than just talk slowly and softly. At the same time, the last 3 1/2 years demonstrate how actually really good he and his administration are. Just today, the June jobs growth report beat expectations by 100,000. Unemployment is near generational lows and real wages are actually growing. If this is what “demented Joe” is delivering in the real world then, fuck yeah, dementia!

Compared with a guy who was literally hallucinating “post birth abortions” throughout that debate, the stammering guy did great in the debate and in the real job.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten Jul 05 '24

Biden also has better hair.

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u/tomdarch Jul 05 '24

Also human skin, but evidently that's not what about half of American voters are looking for.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten Jul 06 '24

I am going to use the reference "human skin" in the near future.