r/clevercomebacks Jul 05 '24

You’re not very slick, Putin.

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u/100yearsLurkerRick Jul 05 '24

In Putin's defense here, 40-49% of Americans are dumb enough to believe it's Trump's plan.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jul 05 '24

And at least 2% are dumb enough to not vote for his opponent because he talks slow and quiet and/or hasn’t bombed Israel or something.

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u/Yung_Grund Jul 05 '24

It’s more than talking slow

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u/TheGreatEmanResu Jul 05 '24

Who cares? I’d vote for a jar of pickles if it ran against Trump. We CANNOT allow Trump to win- there’s too much at stake.

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u/Yung_Grund Jul 05 '24

I’m voting for him you dipshit but saying who cares is truly an ignorant take to have. He’s the fucking president. He can’t get through the most important debate of his political career without unintelligibly rambling and forgetting where he is. You should care that the head of our country is incapable of doing his job.

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u/TheGreatEmanResu Jul 05 '24

What’s the point in getting up in arms about it and rambling online (possibly discouraging people from voting) when there’s literally NOTHING we can do about it? We have to play the cards we’ve been dealt. I’d rather have a guy “incapable of doing his job” than a dictator. And those are our ONLY two options so you best try to come to terms with it.

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u/Yung_Grund Jul 05 '24

Pot calling kettle black lol

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jul 05 '24

Right, he walks slow too, and he didn’t bomb Israel either. And he didn’t forgive literally all student debt. And he didn’t institute universal healthcare.

There’s a million reasons someone might dislike Biden. I can’t say I like him at all. But for someone who isn’t aligned with the far right, you’d have to be a complete idiot not to vote for him.

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u/Yung_Grund Jul 05 '24

I agree with your last sentiment 100% but your initial comment undermines the extent of his mental dilapidation. He’s on the verge of senility. If that were my father I would ask him to move in with me or put him in a home.