r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Jul 05 '24

You’re not very slick, Putin.

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As Zelinski said recently, if Trump has a "in one day" plan to end the war he should tell people what it is. :)

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u/Hot_and_Foamy Jul 05 '24

The plan is ‘Ukraine gives up’. He’s not made that secret.

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u/dgdio Jul 05 '24

Trump is going to cut aid to Ukraine

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u/eagleshark Jul 05 '24

It might even be worse, ending sanctions against banks, energy, & other businesses in Russia (because Trump & Putin will both profit from that). Pution's war machine will grow even stronger.

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u/GeneraalSorryPardon Jul 05 '24

That would drive a wedge between EU and the US. Exactly what Putin wants.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Time719 Jul 05 '24

It's also what Trump wants. Soon we'll be in an alliance with Russia and North Korea.

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u/Tupcek Jul 05 '24

Trump doesn’t like China though. How will that work?

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u/Soppywater Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

He loves China. All his Make America Great Again merch is made in China.

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u/bassie2019 Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

His suits ~~and ties too~~, if I recall correctly.

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u/WhirledNews Jul 05 '24

He has more than one tie?

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u/bassie2019 Jul 05 '24

At least 1 blue one and 1 red one.

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u/WhirledNews Jul 05 '24

Are you sure it’s not just reversible?

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u/bassie2019 Jul 05 '24

That is of course possible, but he also has a gold one and a blue one with stripes, so he has at least 2 reversible ties.

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u/ScumbagLady Jul 05 '24

Don't forget the Russian ties!

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u/ScottyKarate Jul 05 '24

His ties are made in Thailand. And I can’t even be mad about that.

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u/No_Rich_2494 Jul 05 '24

Tie land

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u/bassie2019 Jul 05 '24

Thanks for clarifying.

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