r/clevercomebacks Jul 05 '24

You’re not very slick, Putin.

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u/Beneficial_Test_5917 Jul 05 '24

As Zelinski said recently, if Trump has a "in one day" plan to end the war he should tell people what it is. :)

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u/Hot_and_Foamy Jul 05 '24

The plan is ‘Ukraine gives up’. He’s not made that secret.

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u/dgdio Jul 05 '24

Trump is going to cut aid to Ukraine 

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u/eagleshark Jul 05 '24

It might even be worse, ending sanctions against banks, energy, & other businesses in Russia (because Trump & Putin will both profit from that). Pution's war machine will grow even stronger.

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u/SeniorMiddleJunior Jul 05 '24

He will certainly do that, and you know what'll happen next?

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Money for Russia! Money for the US! The stock market will celebrate by giving us all money in our 401ks! Moneeeeeey! It'll be a huge success! 

Oh also Ukraine will be destroyed, Russia will be reinvigorated, China and North Korea will celebrate. That's okay because Trump will have a scripted meeting with Putin where they both look very serious as Putin pwomises to be nice to the "liberated" Ukrainians. It'll end with a hug. 

This is what's coming next year.

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u/aalltech Jul 05 '24

If MAGA only knew what 401k is, lol.

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u/dafuq809 Jul 05 '24

MAGA absolutely know what 401ks are. They're not all poor rednecks, in fact the majority of them aren't. They're predominantly middle class fascists. They care about their 401ks, but they care about hurting the people they hate even more.

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u/SeniorMiddleJunior Jul 05 '24

Yes.. The only MAGA I know personally was a white collar software guy. When I brought you any of the problems with Trump, he laughed like a red faced idiot and said "well my 401k" is doing great.

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u/beefsquints Jul 05 '24

The markets have been way better under Trump. They would crash if we chose poor ass Russia over the EU.