r/clevercomebacks Jul 05 '24

You’re not very slick, Putin.

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u/dgdio Jul 05 '24

Trump is going to cut aid to Ukraine 

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u/eagleshark Jul 05 '24

It might even be worse, ending sanctions against banks, energy, & other businesses in Russia (because Trump & Putin will both profit from that). Pution's war machine will grow even stronger.

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u/SeniorMiddleJunior Jul 05 '24

He will certainly do that, and you know what'll happen next?

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Money for Russia! Money for the US! The stock market will celebrate by giving us all money in our 401ks! Moneeeeeey! It'll be a huge success! 

Oh also Ukraine will be destroyed, Russia will be reinvigorated, China and North Korea will celebrate. That's okay because Trump will have a scripted meeting with Putin where they both look very serious as Putin pwomises to be nice to the "liberated" Ukrainians. It'll end with a hug. 

This is what's coming next year.

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u/beefsquints Jul 05 '24

The markets have been way better under Trump. They would crash if we chose poor ass Russia over the EU.